Whose Penis Is More Powerful: Putin Or Obama?

If you’re visiting Moscow, you can now find sex in not-so-obvious places.

Tochka G (“G-Spot”), Moscow’s first museum to showcase sex in all its glory, may be the first place to check out for frisky tourists who aren’t ready to visit the Russian capital’s many strip clubs and brothels.

Though the museum comes equipped with Soviet condoms, a wall of drawings celebrating spankings, life-sized Real Dolls, and international phallus sculptures, the centerpiece is most certainly the oil painting of Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin battling each other with over-sized penises titled “Wresting (2011),” courtesy of Russian artist Vera Donskaya-Khilko.

Conveniently located off Arbat, Moscow’s main tourist street, the museum is not without its share of controversy. Real sex and debauchery may be just around the corner, but for Russian authorities, “sex simply does not exist” in “public discourse.”

But for Alexander Donsko, the museum’s founder and curator, “it’s a project about freedom.” Being strongly against the Putin regime and the growing power of the Russian Orthodox Church, he’s using the power of sex to provoke people, protest government repression and to send a message of liberation to Russians.

So it’s no surprise that Donskaya-Khilko’s painting is the museum’s main attraction. Sure, it’s quirky and silly, but when the wall text reads, “Putin has two members, as a symbol of hyperpotency, a symbol of the gray cardinal,” you know that it carries significant meaning for Donsko and the Russian people.

But politics aside, this museum is serving up sex on a platter and having fun with it. Pictures of mermaids with two sets of breasts and waiters serving cocktails on their erections take spectators to a fantasy land where they just can’t go in real life — not to mention the museum also boasts the largest sex shop in Russia.

After getting your fill of sexy images at the museum, picking up your Aeroflot steward outfit and your S&M gear, you may want to forgo the nightlife and head back to your hotel for playtime.

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