The Wine Rack Gives New Meaning To Fun In A Cup

We all know it’s no fun to carry a bottle of wine around at a party. It’s impractical for dancing and there are way too many opportunities for spillage. But you don’t have to worry anymore thanks to the Wine Rack.

No, it’s not a rolling cart in which you can store your party nectar, but rather a bra that stores your drink of choice in leak-proof tubing, and comes with a handy straw attachment so you can drink to your heart’s content.

It can contain up to a liter of booze with the added benefit of boosting your bra size up two cups. Needless to say, with this invention, you’ll be the life of the party.

Despite the horrible message the marketing around it sends about small breasts, the Wine Rack is still much more flattering than its predecessor for guys, the Beer Belly, which worked the same way, just as a paunch, not a waterbed for your breasts.

Breasts were arguably already the best part of a woman’s anatomy and home to the drink of life, milk. They are now the best alcohol stashing place — although there is no information as to how you can keep your drink cool. It gets hot under there.

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