Erection Problems? Here’s A Vibrating Solution

A new age cousin of salad tongs is created to help men with erection problems (and provide pleasure for anyone else who’s interested).

High tech pleasure device for men, the Viberect mimics masturbation or vaginal stimulation that the penis is used to. The device can give men an erection and even an ejaculation. Guys dealt the unfortunate card of erectile dysfunction or a spinal cord injury can also join in on the new pleasure toy. It is high tech and works for everyone. And it also looks like a torturous set of salad tongs.

This new device stimulates both sides of the penis, vibrating at a high frequency to get the ball rolling. No pun intended. Within seven to ten minutes, the penis will fill with blood the same way it always does and go through the normal steps towards an orgasm. Fancy technical science terms aside, the new toy rocks.

Not to burst any bubbles, but one of my first thoughts was that it kind of sounds like another way for men to have fake women at their fingertips. First, we had blow-up dolls and now we have vibrators for men — maybe some day women just won’t live up to the fake pleasure men are receiving.

On the other hand, though, let’s be honest. Women have been using vibrators for years, and we know it is nothing like the gotta-have-you-now, sweaty intensity of real sex. The same goes for guys. Nothing compares to the warm, beautiful body of a woman. Vibrators and dolls aside, real women are the ultimate partner just as men are for women (or another man or another woman, depending on sexual preference).

This is also a fabulous tool for men with spinal cord injury and erectile dysfunction. If this allows them to experience erections and hopefully orgasms when they couldn’t before, then I’m all for it — everyone deserves to have good sex.

Whatever the outcome, enjoy your vibrators, guys! Welcome to the high-tech world of awesome.

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