3,000 Panties Found Strewn Around Ohio Woodland
September 2, 2011 No Comments
If you’re in need of panties, you may want to head over to Fairfield County, Ohio. A whopping 3,000 pairs were found in four separate spots within the area. In just one area, sixteen hundred pairs were counted. That is a lot of undies!
So, was there some epic Ohioan orgy with 3,000 or more people? Or a pedophile obsessed with smelling ladies’ underwear who decided to man up and rid himself of such a massive collection? Did a panty factory explode? Well, considering the panties were both new and used I sure hope the last one isn’t true.
Deputy Sheriff Gary Hummel was given the distinct pleasure of gathering the “evidence” strewn amongst his county. After two hours and 10 huge garbage bags full of panties, he had managed to collect all of the goods. What is his next step to find the culprit? Search the grounds for fingerprints? Or, gross, test some of the pairs for DNA?
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