Pee In A Woman’s Mouth At A Bar Near You

Ever had the desire to piss in a woman’s mouth?

Apparently the urge strikes some men more often than you’d imagine, as female lip-shaped urinals are cropping up all over the place.

The latest incident comes from Edmonton in Canada where the owner of a city restaurant is adamant he won’t let go of his prized possessions, despite numerous complaints they are degrading to women. An official case has been launched with the Public Safety and Compliance Team, but owner Neal Seifeddine has sent a clear message to those offended by the concept, saying he plans to extend the design to more of his bars and grills.

Poor naive Neal says he didn’t realize the lips were supposed to belong to a female, and can’t understand why everyone’s so upset.

“I just didn’t think that. I just thought it was a mouth,” he said.

In 2010 similar urinals were flushed out of a Hamilton, Ontario eatery after a collective of 24 feminist organizations coordinated a letter writing and boycott campaign over more than 12 months.

This is an ongoing problem. In 2006, public outcry led to the removal of the mouth urinal from a public toilet linked to Vienna’s National Opera. The urinals had been in place for more than three years before women complained because men hadn’t; growing evidence of our desensitization to pornographic and degrading representations of women in mainstream culture.

The loos in question are manufactured by a Dutch company called Bathroom Mania. Their website describes the “Kisses” urinal as “one target men will never miss.”

Not funny.

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