Harper’s Future Boyfriends Are Turning David Beckham Grey

Have you ever been told, ”You’re giving me grey hair!” Probably. But if your name is Harper Seven Beckham, David Beckham’s only daughter, you are already giving him a projected head full of grey for simply being a girl.

“Beckham says he plans to be ‘overprotective in every way possible’ and his sons will be ‘exactly the same’. He says his boys will take her to and from her dates, and he will answer the door when she gets home,” the Daily Mail reports. Why are these future suitors so terrible and out to hurt little Harper? Or why does he think so?

Beckham has claimed she sleeps through the night, unlike the boys, but he is more worried about her and is aging faster “in thanks” to her. Why wasn’t he worried about his sons in the same way and getting greys? They were the ones who stayed up all night crying! Because they are boys. And instead of getting grey and worrying like mad about them, he will recruit them to help keep an eye on poor Harper. They are free to sew their wild oats, but she is doomed when it comes to dating. Heaven forbid she gets off behind the bleachers!

Sure, we could say that Harper is also Beckham’s youngest which could be the cause for his obsession. But let’s be honest, it is clearly because she is a delicate flower of a little girl. Let’s hope Victoria can talk some sense into him!

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