Lazy Sunday Post Shakes What Her Mama Gave Her

So you’re walking down the street and you pass a man who calls out something truly obscene. Maybe he’s praising a body part or maybe he’s telling you what you need (hint: his penis), but you can really only respond two ways — flip him off or stand under some scalding water and scrub until the gross washes away.

What sucks most about cat-calling, at least for me, is the utter pointlessness of the activity. Obviously no woman would ever let them stick anything up her sweet ass, and yet they persist. Why? WHY?

Let’s find out with this helpful survey prepared by the friendly folks at The Riot.

Submit your responses to editors@morningquickie.com and await the results of the polling.