Soon Bella Swan, of Twilight fame, will give birth to her vampire spawn. Or rather, after enduring an incredibly painful and life-threatening pregnancy, the baby will be literally ripped from her womb.
It makes a girl wonder, why would anyone want to have sex with a vampire anyway? The Cracked team takes a stab (through the heart?) at the answer.
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