Start The Day Buzzing

November 21, 2011 No Comments

No, I’m not talking about your pesky alarm clock going off, brushing your teeth with an electric toothbrush or downing a high energy drink; I’m alluding to something far more entertaining.

I am, of course, referring to rabbit vibrators. Waking up and reaching for your trusted vibrating friend is one of the best ways to prepare for the day, with your partner or solo.

Women have to pack a massive amount into their day. Work, kids and daily life often get in the way of having any time to enjoy a moment of relaxation or pleasure. And at the end of the day exhaustion usually renders any thoughts of sensuality obsolete. So, maybe, the best and most satisfying time to take for yourself is when you first wake up.

There have been many studies made looking at the benefits of sexual intercourse being a healthy way to start your day, arguing that the physical exertion gets the blood pumping and the heart racing, not to mention putting a smile on your face.

However, a research project by Sina Zarrintan, a neurologist from the Tabriz Medical University of Iran, states that masturbation actually relieves nasal congestion too! He claims that as the nose and the genitals are both connected to the same part of the nervous system, when you masturbate, blood vessels constrict across the body, soothing swollen nasal blood vessels and clearing your airways. So it can also help clear the early morning congested feeling many of us wake up with — better than a steamy shower!

With so many waterproof vibrators, widely available on today’s sex toy market, you could even combine the two and really start your day with fireworks.

So, why not try setting that pesky alarm clock ten minutes earlier than usual and start your day with an erotic moment of your own. You don’t even have to get out of bed for it!

This post sponsored by The Adult Toy Shoppe.

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