Not Tonight Dear, I’m Feeling Fat
July 26, 2010 No CommentsWomen have fat days. This is a truth universally acknowledged and most often related to their menstrual cycle. But did you know that men can have fat days too?
Women have fat days. This is a truth universally acknowledged and most often related to their menstrual cycle. But did you know that men can have fat days too?
And it’s not just from implants. It’s also not because there is more obesity now. By some stroke of fate, women’s boobs are increasing in size.
Old age homes and retirement facilities are not at all what they used to be. Instead of grannies knitting in front of the television all day, they are hooking up with their boyfriends and having unsafe sex.
Mack, Morning QuickieThe BBC has been running a program called Woman’s Hour since 1946 and have now decided they need a men’s equivalent. Men’s Hour will be on a station that has a lot of sports content in the hopes to catch a bigger audience. But do men really need their own show?
Mack, Morning QuickieMost women wouldn’t trust a man to take a birth control pill. And most men don’t want to deal with the hormonal side effects (moodiness, lower libido) of taking a pill. These have been the most significant stumbling blocks to finding a male contraceptive. Luckily scientists have now found a simple solution to these problems!
Did you know that gay men eat at McDonald’s? Of course you did. In France gay men are now being shown in an ad which is, of course, causing a little bit of controversy (video after jump).
Mack, Morning QuickieIt looks like Cougars might be an endangered species. Although dating a younger man might make you feel young and sexy again, research has shown that in the long-term it will end up killing you at a younger age.
Mack, Morning QuickieBetty White plays up her libido for comic effect, but when she was paired with Andy Samberg the skit was too hot for Saturday Night Live to air. This is the show that invented “Dick in a Box” and “Bitch Hunter,” for goodness sakes! Why is octogenarian sex such a taboo?
Mack, Morning QuickieA British MP has compared gay sex to fighting on the front lines of a war (as in life-threatening). The leader of his party is being urged to sack the homophobic naysayer. I’m not sure if that’s right, but this certainly needs to be addressed.
Mack, Morning Quickie