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New Boobies On 7-Year-Old’s Wish List

New Boobies On 7-Year-Old’s Wish List

June 9, 2011 No Comments

“The Human Barbie Doll” Sarah Burge is infamous for her plastic surgery addiction and questionable parenting decisions. Her latest “boob job voucher” to 7-year-old daughter, Poppy, takes the cake. Burge’s daughter desperately wanted three things for her birthday this year: a computer, a holiday, and a boob job voucher. The first two don’t necessarily scream ...

My Mother Introduced Me To My Vagina

My Mother Introduced Me To My Vagina

May 8, 2011 No Comments

Like all girls, I got a bit worried when I first got my period. The fact that it arrived on my first day at new school probably didn’t help. It wasn’t quite a freak-out because my friends had started getting it in the past months and were still living perfectly normal lives. One of them ...

Teens Forced To Tell Parents Of Abortion In Alaska

Teens Forced To Tell Parents Of Abortion In Alaska

December 15, 2010 No Comments

Pregnant teens in Alaska must now inform their parents before having an abortion. This law took effect yesterday and the judge says it is in the interest of “promoting communication between pregnant minors and their families.” The girls that already tell their parents, with or without a law, are not the ones that are vulnerable ...

Obama Girls Need A Diet, Mom Warns

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

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