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Practical Dads And Emotional Moms

Practical Dads And Emotional Moms

March 17, 2012 3 Comments

Like most people, I have been given many pieces of wisdom over the years by my parents. However, three from each of them have stuck in my mind through the years. Perhaps significantly, they differ in their nature. Firstly, my Dad’s. They were: 1. When driving, always have your speed adjusted before turning into a ...

Helpful Tips On A Lazy Sunday Post

Helpful Tips On A Lazy Sunday Post

August 7, 2011 1 Comment

Sometimes when it’s late at night — you’re coming home from a party looking fine and have a little bit too much liquor in your system — bad things can happen. Terrible things that will change your life forever. It can affect your self worth, your future relationships and how you see the world. But ...

If I Want Kids, I’ll Have ‘Em

If I Want Kids, I’ll Have ‘Em

March 4, 2011 No Comments

Women are always portrayed in movies as having it all together career-wise but being compete dunces with their personal lives. Sure, she has a job and friends, but she can’t really be happy until she meets Mr Right and has a chance to settle down and begin a family. If only she understood that before ...

Kids Don’t Need To Sleep Together To Fuck

Kids Don’t Need To Sleep Together To Fuck

January 18, 2011 2 Comments

A woman wrote in to an agony aunt asking whether she should allow her 24 year old to sleep with her long term boyfriend when she comes to visit. Rowan Pelling replied: You are not telling your daughter not to share a bed with her ­boyfriend in her own home, just as you wouldn’t dictate ...

What Your Mom Would Say About New Years Eve

What Your Mom Would Say About New Years Eve

December 31, 2010 No Comments

Don’t you look nice! Where are you going tonight? Well, doesn’t that sound… fun. Listen sweetie, before you head out remember what I said about keeping safe: Watch your drink ~ Even at a house party there could be some friend of a friend with a chemistry degree so keep your eye on your glass. ...

Get A Raise — Prep Your Ladybits, Then Your Mind

Get A Raise — Prep Your Ladybits, Then Your Mind

August 27, 2010 No Comments

Magazines like to give helpful advice about how to improve your life. They offer suggestions about your career, your health and your sex life. This advertisement hoped to capitalise on it all, but failed miserably.

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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