Dear Madame X, My dad just introduced me and my sister to his new boyfriend. The thing is he only separated from my mom a year ago and I know he is straight. It makes sense that after a painful divorce he would go a little wild but I am worried about his boyfriend. He ...
Dear Madame X, My wife has tiny breasts. I loved her figure when we first met but after 5 years together it doesn’t do anything for me anymore. I keep fantasizing about large breasted women and thinking about that is the only thing that turns me on. For the last six months I’ve imagined I ...
Dear Madame X, I really like golden showers, specifically when my lady pees in my mouth. My new girlfriend is hesitant about it and says that it is unhygienic and that under no circumstances will she do it. Can you please explain to her that pee is one of the most hygienic substances on earth, ...
Dear Madame X, My lover wanted to do a money shot in my face. We’re pretty adventurous and I don’t mind much, only I’ve heard that sometimes you can do serious damage to your eye — something about the speed of the semen when it hits your face. Is it possible to get an injury ...
Dear Madame X, My sister likes to wear low cut tops and she is a real flirt. We are having an anniversary dinner for my parents and inviting all sides of the family, many people who don’t know her very well. I’m worried she’ll cause a scene. We’re used to her sitting on laps and ...
Dear Madame X, I’ve heard that putting Tabasco sauce in used condoms is a good way to avoid them being used by the girl afterward to get pregnant. I’ve been doing this for years but when I mentioned it to friend he said it as just an old wives tale. Does it work? What can ...
Dear Madame X, Ok this is a weird one. My boyfriend is stealing my birth control pills. I noticed that when I would go to take a pill that one will be missing, but I thought I had miscounted. It happened again and again so I started counting. Yep, they’re going missing. The other day ...
Dear Madame X, I am a divorced man and my 12 year old daughter lives with me. She is a lovely, bright vibrant girl but she has started to worry too much about her appearance lately. This began around the time I suspect she found my online porn collection. There was nothing particularly weird there ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend wants to be a backdoor man, if you catch my drift. I’m pretty game about stuff but I’ve heard that it can increase your chances of anal leakage when you’re older. Is this true? Is there anything we can do it avoid it? If he does poke my poop shoot ...
Dear Madame X, I have just started my first sexual relationship. I find that I come very quickly and sex often lasts less than a minute. This is very unsatisfying for me and my girlfriend. I really wish I could just relax and go for hours. I have tried thinking of math formulas or Barbara ...