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Hurrah For Amanda’s Anxiety!

Hurrah For Amanda’s Anxiety!

October 10, 2011 1 Comment

I’m not happy she has panic attacks, but I’m certainly pleased she’s being so open about it. Last week Amanda Seyfried admitted that she has been suffering from extreme panic attacks and irrational fears or worries. Everyone is blaming her star status. Understandably, the high pressure of being a celebrity, tight filming schedules, and guest ...

Making Fun Of Celebrity Diets (With Celebrities)!

Making Fun Of Celebrity Diets (With Celebrities)!

March 15, 2011 No Comments

The deepest, darkest depths of the night are when the infomericals begin to hunt their prey. While our brains begin to work at only one fifth their usual capacity, their crazy logic begins to make sense. We wonder what we’ll watch on TV while using the ab cruncher, and agree that everything does look better ...

Werewolf Novel Massacres Language

Werewolf Novel Massacres Language

January 25, 2011 No Comments

Gothic romances are hard to do. The first hurdle to overcome is the giggle factor — the bubble of laughter that suddenly arises as an emotionally over-wrought scene descends into melodrama. Then there is the fact that this is the genre of choice for both the novice novelist and the author who has been honing ...

Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf?

Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf?

November 19, 2010 No Comments

Twihards are in a tizzy about Red Riding Hood, a film directed the deposed director of Twilight, Catherine Hardwicke. Due in March, this moody werewolf pic tells the story of a young woman who tries to save her town. The cinematography is gorgeous, but there is a danger this could go the way of Sleepy ...

Spinach For Lunch? Way To Promote Eating Disorders, Daily Mail.

Spinach For Lunch? Way To Promote Eating Disorders, Daily Mail.

March 16, 2010 2 Comments

Amanda Seyfried, probably best known for her role as Sophie in Mamma Mia, apparently only eats spinach for lunch. I’m hoping this is a journalistic exaggeration of the truth because if she only eats spinach and exercises a lot then surely she would be collapsing on a regular basis. When asked in an interview what ...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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