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Hurrah For Amanda’s Anxiety!

Hurrah For Amanda’s Anxiety!

October 10, 2011 1 Comment

I’m not happy she has panic attacks, but I’m certainly pleased she’s being so open about it. Last week Amanda Seyfried admitted that she has been suffering from extreme panic attacks and irrational fears or worries. Everyone is blaming her star status. Understandably, the high pressure of being a celebrity, tight filming schedules, and guest ...

Making Fun Of Celebrity Diets (With Celebrities)!

Making Fun Of Celebrity Diets (With Celebrities)!

March 15, 2011 No Comments

The deepest, darkest depths of the night are when the infomericals begin to hunt their prey. While our brains begin to work at only one fifth their usual capacity, their crazy logic begins to make sense. We wonder what we’ll watch on TV while using the ab cruncher, and agree that everything does look better ...

Werewolf Novel Massacres Language

Werewolf Novel Massacres Language

January 25, 2011 No Comments

Gothic romances are hard to do. The first hurdle to overcome is the giggle factor — the bubble of laughter that suddenly arises as an emotionally over-wrought scene descends into melodrama. Then there is the fact that this is the genre of choice for both the novice novelist and the author who has been honing ...

Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf?

Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf?

November 19, 2010 No Comments

Twihards are in a tizzy about Red Riding Hood, a film directed the deposed director of Twilight, Catherine Hardwicke. Due in March, this moody werewolf pic tells the story of a young woman who tries to save her town. The cinematography is gorgeous, but there is a danger this could go the way of Sleepy ...

Spinach For Lunch? Way To Promote Eating Disorders, Daily Mail.

Spinach For Lunch? Way To Promote Eating Disorders, Daily Mail.

March 16, 2010 2 Comments

Amanda Seyfried, probably best known for her role as Sophie in Mamma Mia, apparently only eats spinach for lunch. I’m hoping this is a journalistic exaggeration of the truth because if she only eats spinach and exercises a lot then surely she would be collapsing on a regular basis. When asked in an interview what ...

All About Slimy Car Salesmen

We need a new car. Our current one is pretty old (though it works ok) but for boring administrative...

Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

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