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From Doggy Style To Downward Doggy

From Doggy Style To Downward Doggy

March 20, 2012 1 Comment

The next thing you know your zumba instructor’s going to say, “Welcome, Class. Let’s start with a warm-up, shake our hips like Shakira, and finish with a series of coregasms.” Hey, it’s not like we’ve never heard of women having orgasms during a vigorous workout before. A good heart-pumping gets the blood flowing and experts have ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

November 18, 2011 No Comments

Massage can help you have very sensual sex. As part of foreplay, it’s a great way to start things off slowly, and relax into the feel of each other’s skin as your arousal intensifies. It also allows you to get more familiar with each other’s bodies.

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

October 7, 2011 No Comments

Don’t believe the myth that all men spontaneously get erections if they are turned on and that if they don’t something is wrong. As men get older most of them could benefit from a helping hand, so give him that hand job and enjoy the results!

My Baby Turns Me On

My Baby Turns Me On

August 10, 2011 5 Comments

Dear Madame X, My baby turns me on, well I don’t think it’s my baby but it still creeps me out. She took to breastfeeding immediately, like the little trooper that she is, and every session sees her contentedly sucking away before drifting off to sleep. The problem is that that sensation turns me on. ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

July 1, 2011 No Comments

Foreplay is not only fun, but has a practical purpose as well. When a woman is sexually aroused her vagina becomes lubricated and the cervix moves back which allows more space and makes it easier and more comfortable for the woman to have sex.

Bad In Bed? You’re More Likely To Cheat

Bad In Bed? You’re More Likely To Cheat

June 23, 2011 No Comments

  Instead of working through sexual issues and insecurities together, a new study has found that many individuals find sexual confidence in straying. Each issue of concern a person has about his or her bedroom performance increased the likelihood of that person cheating. Women are eight percent more likely to cheat if they have problems, ...

Women Turned On By Monkeys — But Not Men

Women Turned On By Monkeys — But Not Men

January 24, 2011 No Comments

Apparently men will not do anything in a skirt. When shown sexual stimuli men will only become aroused when the porn corresponds to their own sexual preferences. Women are a little more loosey-goosey. We will become aroused when shown most sex acts, even when the partners are not human. That’s right, we like a little ...

Pumpkin Pie Is The Baker’s Viagra

Pumpkin Pie Is The Baker’s Viagra

November 25, 2010 No Comments

Men are turned on by pumpkin pie. No, not in a creepy American Pie kind of way, but the scent has been found to be one of the most… stimulating. “The number one odor that enhanced penile blood flow was a combination of lavender and pumpkin pie,” said Dr. Alan Hirsch, Director of Chicago’s Smell ...

Happy Masturbation Month!

Happy Masturbation Month!

May 6, 2010 No Comments

May has been Masturbation Month since 1995. I am now going to list a few of the wonderful things you can get out of masturbation and why I think everyone should celebrate this holiday with vigour! 1. Learn what turns you on You and only you are the expert about your body and what turns you on. If you ...

Male Sex Drive

Male Sex Drive

September 30, 2009 No Comments

Dear Madame X: I LOVE sex! And I love my girlfriend too. But I feel bad when I don’t want to have sex with her. Even if she is also not into it I feel like I’m not a good enough man. It’s like I should be having sex with her EVERY night, TWICE! Otherwise ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup