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The Great Wall Of Vulva

The Great Wall Of Vulva

March 16, 2011 4 Comments

Genitals are weird looking. While can see our own, most of us don’t know much about that others have between their legs. In fact, some people are convinced that the bald, plastic vulvas popularized by porn are normal. But there are big labias*, little labias, floppy labias and tight labias. Some clits are monumental and ...

Everyone Gets Cold In Winter, Even Topless Ladies

Everyone Gets Cold In Winter, Even Topless Ladies

February 25, 2011 No Comments

Minneapolis was covered in snow, and while everyone else was bundled up in their winter coats, scarves and mittens, there sat Venus without a shirt on. A kindly soul took pity on her and made her one out of spray paint. The billboard was advertizing Venus Rising from the Sea, part of the Minneapolis Institute ...

Pedo-Chic Is Back, Thanks To French Vogue

Pedo-Chic Is Back, Thanks To French Vogue

January 6, 2011 1 Comment

Fucking French Vogue and it’s juvenile need for attention. The magazine is back with another oh-so-shocking photo spread. We know it’s art because it is upsetting our delicate bourgeois sensibilities. No, it’s not pregnant women drinking and smoking this time. And they managed to avoid putting anyone in blackface. In fact, it’s quite humdrum for ...

Nudity In Art: Is It Really Just Art, Or Is It Porn?

Nudity In Art: Is It Really Just Art, Or Is It Porn?

December 9, 2010 No Comments

I was recently in Madrid for a few days and went to the three famous art galleries there: the Prado, Reina Sofia, and Thyssen-Bornemisza. Now while I was impressed with artists like Goya, Picasso, Monet, Dali, and others whose names I don’t know, after a while I began to notice that in a lot of ...

Mars’ Manhood Restored

Mars’ Manhood Restored

November 22, 2010 No Comments

Art historians are “horrified” that a statue of Mars has been fully restored. Their main point of contention is that his penis, broken off of the original, has now been put back in its proper place. One says: It’s horrific. You just can’t add on bits ad hoc to these works of art – the ...

The Art Of (In)Fertility

The Art Of (In)Fertility

November 9, 2010 No Comments

Art often brings our attention to things that we try to push from our minds. Such is the case with Brigitte Coreman’s Life Clock. The clock is set according to a woman’s age and first menstruation. Every 28 days, one ceramic bead will be counted on the necklace, each of which represents the 500 chances a woman ...

And You Thought Underwire Was Uncomfortable?

And You Thought Underwire Was Uncomfortable?

August 27, 2010 No Comments

Laura Jacobs, an artist, has designed underwear, bras, and corsets made from antlers and shells. They are beautiful to look at and are made for art’s sake.

1000 Naked People Make Art In UK

1000 Naked People Make Art In UK

May 2, 2010 No Comments

They gathered together at 10:30 in Peel Park to get naked. The installation, entitled Everyday People, was organised by Spencer Tunick who is famous for his work with nudity. “I think being naked creates a new meaning for the background. It creates a relationship between the concrete world and the real world,” Tunick told the ...

Porn For The Blind Lacks Vision

Porn For The Blind Lacks Vision

April 13, 2010 No Comments

You’d have to feel it to believe it. A new book designed as pornography for the blind has hit the shelves. Tactile Minds in on sale for over $200 and features three dimensional naked men and women. Sounds great, but book looks about as sexy as a paper-mâché Hallowe’en mask made in art class. If ...

Naked Australians At The Opera House

Naked Australians At The Opera House

March 1, 2010 No Comments

Over 5,200 people gathered at the Sydney Opera House to take part in a naked art installation examining “the vulnerability of life in a rough city landscape.”

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Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

Body Hair Is The Pits! Seriously?

The British nation stood shocked this morning. No, it was nothing to do with us being back in recession...

Racist Family Offending My Spouse

Dear Madame X, I am in an interracial marriage. Things are fine most of the time, but members of...

Young Adam Is A Misogynist

There’s not much that hasn’t been said about Alexander Trocchi’s treatment of women, real and literary. I read Young...

Lazy Sunday Hair Post

Check out 200,000 years of of women’s hair and makeup!

Nobody Likes A Cock

My attention was brought this week to an article claiming that men exaggerate more than women. Nothing new in...

Tampon Conspiracy; There Is One

There I was in the supermarket. It was an ordinary day, in an ordinary shop. Nothing sinister about the...

Titanic Feminism

Don’t tell anyone — but I turned 30 today! Last night, to celebrate the last day in my 20s,...

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