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Curvy Women Make Men High

Curvy Women Make Men High

February 25, 2010 No Comments

New research has shown that looking at a curvy woman actives the same pleasure centres in a man’s brain as drugs. Of course, the hourglass figure was the most simulating of all. “The caucasian, westernised female has somehow been duped into thinking men like very skinny, waify, Kate Moss-type girls. Curviness is the trump card. ...

Does The Tiger Want To Change His Stripes?

Does The Tiger Want To Change His Stripes?

December 14, 2009 No Comments

It is impossible to turn on the TV without seeing a parade of scantily clad women with thick make-up tearing up about their relationship with Tiger Woods. As more and more women come forward people are beginning to notice that they are all white. Is Woods racist? He has a very white, blonde wife. Swedish, ...

Breast Milk And Sex

Breast Milk And Sex

October 21, 2009 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My wife has begun to lactate. We are managing to keep our sex lives quite active through sleepless nights etc. I enjoy breast-play, but sometimes the milk gets in my mouth. She assures me that it’s safe, but she’s so worried about me not being attracted to her (my wife is still ...

University Lectures Likened To Lap Dancing Clubs

University Lectures Likened To Lap Dancing Clubs

September 24, 2009 No Comments

Mack // A professor who compared lectures to lap dances has been accused of not respecting women. Critics says he needs to retire, and students are making it a point to avoid the uni until he is forced out.

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Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

Body Hair Is The Pits! Seriously?

The British nation stood shocked this morning. No, it was nothing to do with us being back in recession...

Racist Family Offending My Spouse

Dear Madame X, I am in an interracial marriage. Things are fine most of the time, but members of...

Young Adam Is A Misogynist

There’s not much that hasn’t been said about Alexander Trocchi’s treatment of women, real and literary. I read Young...

Lazy Sunday Hair Post

Check out 200,000 years of of women’s hair and makeup!

Nobody Likes A Cock

My attention was brought this week to an article claiming that men exaggerate more than women. Nothing new in...

Tampon Conspiracy; There Is One

There I was in the supermarket. It was an ordinary day, in an ordinary shop. Nothing sinister about the...

Titanic Feminism

Don’t tell anyone — but I turned 30 today! Last night, to celebrate the last day in my 20s,...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup