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Will All Men Love Model Railways When They’re Old?

Will All Men Love Model Railways When They’re Old?

October 8, 2011 No Comments

I was looking through a magazine for old ladies the other day.  Not in a sinister way, you understand – I wasn’t scanning for incontinence bras or ogling the side-entry baths.  In fact, my mother writes for some of these magazines, and I was reading one of her contributions.  Anyway, when I picked up the ...

Baby Boomers Battle Their Demons

Baby Boomers Battle Their Demons

July 28, 2011 No Comments

Whether it’s depression, loneliness, substance abuse or other mental health conditions, middle-aged women are losing the battle against their demons. Women from the age of 40-69 are the most at-risk of taking their own lives, according to a new report released from the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA). The report goes on ...

Birds Do It, Bees Do It, Even Old People And Betty White Do It

May 10, 2010 No Comments

Betty White plays up her libido for comic effect, but when she was paired with Andy Samberg the skit was too hot for Saturday Night Live to air. This is the show that invented “Dick in a Box” and “Bitch Hunter,” for goodness sakes! Why is octogenarian sex such a taboo?

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The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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