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Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

March 30, 2012 No Comments

Don’t worry if you have bad sex the first time you are with someone. New partners can be awkward and as long as you have a sense of humour and enjoy each other’s company chances are things will improve the more time you spend together. Just have fun and keep an open mind!

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

November 11, 2011 No Comments

Tired of your partner not giving you what you want in bed? Speak up! There’s no one to blame but yourself because people are not mind readers as much as we sometimes wish they were. So tell them what you want and enjoy the outcome!

Too Fat To Fuck?

Too Fat To Fuck?

October 14, 2011 No Comments

No one will sleep with me if I’m fat. I’m sure that’s correct, because I’ve rarely seen a fat person engaged in an act of passion on a dating website advertisement. Or anywhere. Ah, but it isn’t true. According to expert advice, confidence counts for much more than perfection. In a clear reminder that men ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

October 14, 2011 No Comments

Too many people only have sex when they are drunk after a night out on the town or a dinner date with their partner. Did you know that alcohol can both dull the experience mentally and make your body function poorly (i.e. soft erections and lack of lubrication)? Want good sex? Do it sober.

When You Don’t Measure Up

When You Don’t Measure Up

September 28, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My girl unfairly compares me to her ex all the time and complains that I’m not as good as him in bed, but I think she’s lying. She says they used to have sex for like seven hours at a time and he never lost his erection. Doesn’t the penis fall off ...

Sued For Calling Wrong Name During Sex

Sued For Calling Wrong Name During Sex

February 2, 2011 No Comments

A New Zealand woman is suing the father of her children for calling her by the wrong name during sex. At first the woman was so angry with him that she lied and told “her relatives that the man raped and assaulted her. At police station, she made a tearful statement in a video in which she ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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