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Extreme Animal Lovin’ Causes Cancer

Extreme Animal Lovin’ Causes Cancer

November 9, 2011 1 Comment

Apparently there is more than one way to be an animal lover. The term usually refers to someone who, plain and simple, loves animals. Each day I do whatever I can to enrich the life of my kitty, whether it means petting, cuddling or playing with him. Like an animal rights activist or someone who ...

A Kinky Fox Hunt Where Everyone Wins

A Kinky Fox Hunt Where Everyone Wins

September 22, 2011 No Comments

Do you ever crave the free-spirited joy of childhood games, full of imagination and role-playing? Well, if you do, you are certainly not alone. Plenty of adults have turned their childhood fantasies into sexual escapades as adults, allowing their inner animal to come out and play. The Fox Hunt is a kinky hide-and-seek for animal-loving ...

Bestiality Banned In Florida

Bestiality Banned In Florida

May 28, 2011 No Comments

That’s right, along with changing laws regarding pensions and citrus farming Florida Gov. Rick Scott passed a bill yesterday that outlawed bestiality. The even stranger thing is that it took the Legislator three tries before this law finally passed. Other legislatures were squeamish and thought it was a waste of time because bestiality never happened, ...

Women Turned On By Monkeys — But Not Men

Women Turned On By Monkeys — But Not Men

January 24, 2011 No Comments

Apparently men will not do anything in a skirt. When shown sexual stimuli men will only become aroused when the porn corresponds to their own sexual preferences. Women are a little more loosey-goosey. We will become aroused when shown most sex acts, even when the partners are not human. That’s right, we like a little ...

Family Pets Are Not Sex Toys

Family Pets Are Not Sex Toys

January 5, 2011 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, I walked in on my daughter masturbating the other day while playing with the dog. She’s always had an odd relationship with him and he sleeps on her bed. Is this something I should be worried about? Doggone it! Dear Doggone it, Yes, you should definitely be worried! You don’t say how ...

Remember To Declare Your Porn At The Airport

Remember To Declare Your Porn At The Airport

October 19, 2010 No Comments

Border guards in Australia have been shown naked self-portraits and pictures from peoples’ honeymoons in confusion over what they mean when asking to declare pornography. The Australian Sex Party has been fighting to change the airport customs cards for a while and now what used to ask for a declaration of pornography now asks for “illegal ...

Preachy Princesses Give Us Words To Live By

Preachy Princesses Give Us Words To Live By

September 1, 2010 1 Comment

No one has ever accused Disney of feminism but these adorable videos illustrate exactly what these princesses are teaching our daughters about womanhood.

Two Little Old Ladies Catch Transvestite Screwing Their Dog In The Moat Of An English Castle

Two Little Old Ladies Catch Transvestite Screwing Their Dog In The Moat Of An English Castle

July 22, 2010 No Comments

England has quite a reputation. The tourist board likes to promote the castles. But the Brits themselves are also interesting. In addition to a love of animals, they also have a reputation for cultivating eccentricity. Put it all together and you get an amazing headline.

Bella Swan, Three Ways, Bestiality, Necrophilia, And Bat Sex Toys

Bella Swan, Three Ways, Bestiality, Necrophilia, And Bat Sex Toys

July 12, 2010 2 Comments

Imagine a review of Twilight written by a middle aged Englishman who hates romance and thinks that vampires are the lamest monster ever. Oh yes, it happened. And it’s even funnier than you think. Charlie Brooker is a columnist for the Guardian who just found out that Twilight is a love story. Yesterday. His inexplicable ...

Groom Passes Out After Marrying Cow

Groom Passes Out After Marrying Cow

June 13, 2010 1 Comment

Mothers sometimes warn daughters off premarital sex, saying “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” I never understood the connection between cows, sex and marriage until I heard about an Indonesian boy who was forced to marry a cow to atone for his “defilement” of her.

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Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

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Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

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