Apparently there is more than one way to be an animal lover. The term usually refers to someone who, plain and simple, loves animals. Each day I do whatever I can to enrich the life of my kitty, whether it means petting, cuddling or playing with him. Like an animal rights activist or someone who ...
Do you ever crave the free-spirited joy of childhood games, full of imagination and role-playing? Well, if you do, you are certainly not alone. Plenty of adults have turned their childhood fantasies into sexual escapades as adults, allowing their inner animal to come out and play. The Fox Hunt is a kinky hide-and-seek for animal-loving ...
That’s right, along with changing laws regarding pensions and citrus farming Florida Gov. Rick Scott passed a bill yesterday that outlawed bestiality. The even stranger thing is that it took the Legislator three tries before this law finally passed. Other legislatures were squeamish and thought it was a waste of time because bestiality never happened, ...
Apparently men will not do anything in a skirt. When shown sexual stimuli men will only become aroused when the porn corresponds to their own sexual preferences. Women are a little more loosey-goosey. We will become aroused when shown most sex acts, even when the partners are not human. That’s right, we like a little ...
Dear Madame X, I walked in on my daughter masturbating the other day while playing with the dog. She’s always had an odd relationship with him and he sleeps on her bed. Is this something I should be worried about? Doggone it! Dear Doggone it, Yes, you should definitely be worried! You don’t say how ...
Border guards in Australia have been shown naked self-portraits and pictures from peoples’ honeymoons in confusion over what they mean when asking to declare pornography. The Australian Sex Party has been fighting to change the airport customs cards for a while and now what used to ask for a declaration of pornography now asks for “illegal ...
No one has ever accused Disney of feminism but these adorable videos illustrate exactly what these princesses are teaching our daughters about womanhood.
England has quite a reputation. The tourist board likes to promote the castles. But the Brits themselves are also interesting. In addition to a love of animals, they also have a reputation for cultivating eccentricity. Put it all together and you get an amazing headline.
Imagine a review of Twilight written by a middle aged Englishman who hates romance and thinks that vampires are the lamest monster ever. Oh yes, it happened. And it’s even funnier than you think. Charlie Brooker is a columnist for the Guardian who just found out that Twilight is a love story. Yesterday. His inexplicable ...
Mothers sometimes warn daughters off premarital sex, saying “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” I never understood the connection between cows, sex and marriage until I heard about an Indonesian boy who was forced to marry a cow to atone for his “defilement” of her.
The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...
Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...
Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...
My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...
Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...
The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...
Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...
When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...
