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The Wine Rack Gives New Meaning To Fun In A Cup

The Wine Rack Gives New Meaning To Fun In A Cup

July 20, 2011 No Comments

We all know it’s no fun to carry a bottle of wine around at a party. It’s impractical for dancing and there are way too many opportunities for spillage. But you don’t have to worry anymore thanks to the Wine Rack. No, it’s not a rolling cart in which you can store your party nectar, ...

Women, And Their Breasts, Have A Place In Politics

Women, And Their Breasts, Have A Place In Politics

May 29, 2011 No Comments

Outside of being a senator’s daughter, the two things Meghan McCain is most known for are her breasts. She knows her cup runneth over, and frankly, she doesn’t mind. “I wake up every morning with large breasts, and it doesn’t affect me,” she told the New York Times. “But people had a meltdown when I ...

A Handful is Enough

A Handful is Enough

April 14, 2011 No Comments

Busty babes have always been hot. This is unlikely to change since guys (and girls) just love to look at a nice rack. But if you’ve always had a small bust, it’s time to stop praying to the boob gods that you’ll one day be blessed with a bigger bra size (unless you’re signing up ...

I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

September 1, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My wife has tiny breasts. I loved her figure when we first met but after 5 years together it doesn’t do anything for me anymore. I keep fantasizing about large breasted women and thinking about that is the only thing that turns me on. For the last six months I’ve imagined I ...

Natural Breasts Are Back, But Only If You Are Christina Hendricks

Natural Breasts Are Back, But Only If You Are Christina Hendricks

March 30, 2010 2 Comments

Okay ladies, are you prepared for the latest? Apparently fake breasts are out and real breasts are back in. So cancel those appointments and… um… pray for an overnight miracle. Because big, voluptuous breasts are in. And if you don’t have them, I guess that means you’re out.

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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