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Skinny Models Not Allowed

Skinny Models Not Allowed

May 8, 2012 No Comments

Vogue is finally doing something about the prevalence of underage and underweight models in the fashion industry. Nineteen of the magazine’s worldwide publishers have joined together to make a pact to ban models who have eating disorders and any model who is under the age of 16 from appearing in the magazine. The new standard ...

Is ‘Seventeen’ Strong Enough To Stop Photshopping?

Is ‘Seventeen’ Strong Enough To Stop Photshopping?

May 3, 2012 No Comments

A teen girl who collected over 30,000 signature on an anti-photoshop petition has been somewhat succesful. Julia Bluhm, who is just 14-years-old, wants Seventeen Magazine to stop selling fake images and bad self-esteem to girls. Girls want to be accepted, appreciated and liked. And when they don’t fit the criteria, some girls try to “fix” ...

Your Vagina Is The Wrong Colour

Your Vagina Is The Wrong Colour

April 18, 2012 No Comments

Bad news, ladies. Companies have invented yet another thing that can be wrong with you. Not only is your hair too curly, your lips too thin, your waist too thick, and your armpits not smooth enough. Now it turns out that your vagina is too dark. But don’t fret! Your disgusting problem can be treated ...

Octavia Spencer Is A “Thick, Chocolate Mint”

Octavia Spencer Is A “Thick, Chocolate Mint”

March 1, 2012 No Comments

Black women are generally heavier than white women, but they are also more confident, according to a study of 800 American women. The survey, done by the Washington Post and the Kaiser Foundation, found that “66 percent of overweight or obese black women had high self-esteem, compared to 41 percent of average-sized or thin white ...

Skinny Celebrities Give Us Self-Esteem

Skinny Celebrities Give Us Self-Esteem

February 23, 2012 No Comments

Previous studies have shown that seeing thin women in magazines may trigger a self-loathing response in women. But new research casts all of this perceived negativity aside to say that viewing skinny-minnie models may actually boost a woman’s self-esteem. Huh? Excuse my dumbfounded response, but before now science has declared war against women’s fashion magazines and ...

A Resolution That’s About Not Getting Thinner

A Resolution That’s About Not Getting Thinner

January 6, 2012 No Comments

This year I don’t have a resolution. I have a non-resolution. My New Year’s Resolution is to not have a resolution to lose weight, diet, or drop a pant size. I see it every year — women vowing to lose belly fat, to stop eating chocolate, to detox diet. And companies notice it, too, and they ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

December 9, 2011 No Comments

Ladies, stop worrying about what your jiggly bits look like during sex and just relax and enjoy the fun. Chances are your partner doesn’t notice the imperfections that you do and is just happy to have a naked horny woman in bed with them. Doing this will allow you to relax more and even have ...

New Tool Reveals How Much Photoshopping Is Done

New Tool Reveals How Much Photoshopping Is Done

November 30, 2011 2 Comments

Photoshopping is dangerous. Not only does it show us a false view of reality, it has led to eating disorders in men, women and children. It causes people to compare their bodies to something that doesn’t exist. Fortunately, there may soon be a tool that shows us just how fake photoshopped pictures are. This tool would tell ...

Shopping Online From Planet Fake Boobies

Shopping Online From Planet Fake Boobies

November 4, 2011 No Comments

I enjoy shopping online for clothes because I can find saucy pieces that are normally unattainable from within my petite, redneck community, like the mid-century, blue velvet cocktail dress I bought off eBay that I will never actually wear but I will loyally store in my closet until I die. Shopping online can be a ...

Men’s Guide To Women’s Beauty Insecurities

Men’s Guide To Women’s Beauty Insecurities

November 1, 2011 No Comments

It was almost two years ago when my co-worker, Laura and I were breaking out. We were not breaking out of prison, or the underground club scene, nor were we breaking out like MC Hammer doing the running man in front of a harem of spandex-clad dancers. We were breaking out in acne, presumably a ...

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Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup