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A Resolution That’s About Not Getting Thinner

A Resolution That’s About Not Getting Thinner

January 6, 2012 No Comments

This year I don’t have a resolution. I have a non-resolution. My New Year’s Resolution is to not have a resolution to lose weight, diet, or drop a pant size. I see it every year — women vowing to lose belly fat, to stop eating chocolate, to detox diet. And companies notice it, too, and they ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

December 9, 2011 No Comments

Ladies, stop worrying about what your jiggly bits look like during sex and just relax and enjoy the fun. Chances are your partner doesn’t notice the imperfections that you do and is just happy to have a naked horny woman in bed with them. Doing this will allow you to relax more and even have ...

New Tool Reveals How Much Photoshopping Is Done

New Tool Reveals How Much Photoshopping Is Done

November 30, 2011 2 Comments

Photoshopping is dangerous. Not only does it show us a false view of reality, it has led to eating disorders in men, women and children. It causes people to compare their bodies to something that doesn’t exist. Fortunately, there may soon be a tool that shows us just how fake photoshopped pictures are. This tool would tell ...

Shopping Online From Planet Fake Boobies

Shopping Online From Planet Fake Boobies

November 4, 2011 No Comments

I enjoy shopping online for clothes because I can find saucy pieces that are normally unattainable from within my petite, redneck community, like the mid-century, blue velvet cocktail dress I bought off eBay that I will never actually wear but I will loyally store in my closet until I die. Shopping online can be a ...

Men’s Guide To Women’s Beauty Insecurities

Men’s Guide To Women’s Beauty Insecurities

November 1, 2011 No Comments

It was almost two years ago when my co-worker, Laura and I were breaking out. We were not breaking out of prison, or the underground club scene, nor were we breaking out like MC Hammer doing the running man in front of a harem of spandex-clad dancers. We were breaking out in acne, presumably a ...

New Line Of Bad Ass Barbies Teaches Girls To Be A Rebel With A Cause

New Line Of Bad Ass Barbies Teaches Girls To Be A Rebel With A Cause

October 26, 2011 1 Comment

Barbie is finally being allowed to show her true colours, donning a punk rocker look complete with tattoos, leopard leggings, pink hair, and an adorable little pug with a little spiky green suit. But, naturally, anything that could potentially steer little girls down “the wrong path” has Mrs. Cleaver-esque parents freaking out. Completely dismissing the ...

My Husband Likes My New Boobs Too Much

My Husband Likes My New Boobs Too Much

October 19, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, Last year I took a long hard look in the mirror and realized that I didn’t like what I saw. I’ve had a vampy revamp, including new hair, new clothes and yes, new breasts. I finally feel like the me on the outside fits the me on the inside. So what’s my ...

Too Fat To Fuck?

Too Fat To Fuck?

October 14, 2011 No Comments

No one will sleep with me if I’m fat. I’m sure that’s correct, because I’ve rarely seen a fat person engaged in an act of passion on a dating website advertisement. Or anywhere. Ah, but it isn’t true. According to expert advice, confidence counts for much more than perfection. In a clear reminder that men ...

Do All Women Have Body Dysmorphic Disorder?

Do All Women Have Body Dysmorphic Disorder?

September 23, 2011 No Comments

Sarah Michelle Gellar has angered those suffering from serious mental illnesses by offhandedly suggesting she has Body Dysmorphic Disorder. “I totally have body dysmorphic disorder,” she said during an interview with Health Magazine. Gellar performed the self-diagnosis while admitting she had body-image issues and isn’t always happy about what she sees in the mirror. Body ...

Selling Your Soul For A Walk Down The Runway

Selling Your Soul For A Walk Down The Runway

September 16, 2011 No Comments

As fashion week is upon us, it is easy to revel in the beauty of the fabrics, shoes, and hair pieces. But with fashion week also comes the fun of watching the impossibly thin models strutting down the runway. It all seems so desirable when looking in from the outside. But as new reports reveal, ...

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Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup