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Fear Of Bad Breast Implants Spreads

Fear Of Bad Breast Implants Spreads

December 26, 2011 No Comments

Israel’s Health Ministry has set up a hotline for women concerned about unsafe breast implants. Over the weekend it received over 1,000 calls from women worried about the news that Poly Implant Prosthesis (PIP) implants could be unsafe. In recent months warnings have been issued that PIP implants may leak, rupture quickly and may be ...

My Husband Likes My New Boobs Too Much

My Husband Likes My New Boobs Too Much

October 19, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, Last year I took a long hard look in the mirror and realized that I didn’t like what I saw. I’ve had a vampy revamp, including new hair, new clothes and yes, new breasts. I finally feel like the me on the outside fits the me on the inside. So what’s my ...

The FDA Really Wants You To Get A Boob Job

The FDA Really Wants You To Get A Boob Job

September 2, 2011 No Comments

Breast implants have been declared safe after a two day discussion about the procedure by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Hooray! That means we can all go out and buy ourselves an extra cup size or two, right? Wrong. The FDA’s statement of “safety” is misleading, and frankly a bit suspicious. The department’s chief ...

Breast Implants Might Make Women Sicker

Breast Implants Might Make Women Sicker

June 14, 2011 No Comments

It has long been predicted that silicone breast implants aren’t great for your health, and now there may be some stats to prove it. Any argument that there is a link between plastic surgery and illness is always made sheepishly, as evidence is scarce and sensitivities are plenty. However, in a study comparing the recovery ...

My Virtual Boobs

My Virtual Boobs

May 10, 2011 1 Comment

Yes, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A handful really is enough. I’m not trying to be politically correct or anything, but I really do love women in all shapes and sizes. I tip my hat to all those big racks out there and embrace small chests too. Cute and va-va-voom. Both ...

I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

September 1, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My wife has tiny breasts. I loved her figure when we first met but after 5 years together it doesn’t do anything for me anymore. I keep fantasizing about large breasted women and thinking about that is the only thing that turns me on. For the last six months I’ve imagined I ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup