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Fear Of Bad Breast Implants Spreads

Fear Of Bad Breast Implants Spreads

December 26, 2011 No Comments

Israel’s Health Ministry has set up a hotline for women concerned about unsafe breast implants. Over the weekend it received over 1,000 calls from women worried about the news that Poly Implant Prosthesis (PIP) implants could be unsafe. In recent months warnings have been issued that PIP implants may leak, rupture quickly and may be ...

My Husband Likes My New Boobs Too Much

My Husband Likes My New Boobs Too Much

October 19, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, Last year I took a long hard look in the mirror and realized that I didn’t like what I saw. I’ve had a vampy revamp, including new hair, new clothes and yes, new breasts. I finally feel like the me on the outside fits the me on the inside. So what’s my ...

The FDA Really Wants You To Get A Boob Job

The FDA Really Wants You To Get A Boob Job

September 2, 2011 No Comments

Breast implants have been declared safe after a two day discussion about the procedure by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Hooray! That means we can all go out and buy ourselves an extra cup size or two, right? Wrong. The FDA’s statement of “safety” is misleading, and frankly a bit suspicious. The department’s chief ...

Breast Implants Might Make Women Sicker

Breast Implants Might Make Women Sicker

June 14, 2011 No Comments

It has long been predicted that silicone breast implants aren’t great for your health, and now there may be some stats to prove it. Any argument that there is a link between plastic surgery and illness is always made sheepishly, as evidence is scarce and sensitivities are plenty. However, in a study comparing the recovery ...

My Virtual Boobs

My Virtual Boobs

May 10, 2011 1 Comment

Yes, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A handful really is enough. I’m not trying to be politically correct or anything, but I really do love women in all shapes and sizes. I tip my hat to all those big racks out there and embrace small chests too. Cute and va-va-voom. Both ...

I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

September 1, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My wife has tiny breasts. I loved her figure when we first met but after 5 years together it doesn’t do anything for me anymore. I keep fantasizing about large breasted women and thinking about that is the only thing that turns me on. For the last six months I’ve imagined I ...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup