Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots of sex with in between ordering pizza and uncorking wine. I decided to be fancy. Like, maybe wear something under my jeans other than cotton panties with holes and such. I charged into a shop after ...
The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including a semi-erect penis, albeit slightly squashed to one side by a transparent pan lid!! I don’t mean shocking in an “oh matron” prudish way – I mean shocking because in all my years of going to ...
Since my friend had her first baby, she’s had her tits out all over town. Most folk have just ignored them, since they generally have an infant attached. She’s not pole dancing with sequinned tassles whacking people in the face or anything like that. Breastfeeding isn’t LIKE that. She didn’t make a decision to actively ...
I had all sorts of things to prepare before a job interview this week. I’m sure you can relate. I had to update my portfolio, brush up on the work lingo no one really uses outside interviews, memorize the company’s website and absolutely everything the interviewers have done or will do in the duration of ...
Attention ladies everywhere! Dennis Rodman will be holding tryouts for a topless women’s basketball team that he himself will coach. Is it offensive? Charitable? Funny? Whatever it is, it’s not a joke. Topless Basketball is actually happening. The idea started out as a classic story of rivalry: Rodman overheard that another strip club, Rick’s Cabaret, ...
Breasts can be problematic, especially large ones, especially if you are an athlete. This is a particular problem for superheroes. They are some of the most athletic people in the world, and in addition to running super fast and swimming at super speeds, they also fly. So when it comes to drawing these fierce females, ...
Scientists at the Breast Health Unit (yes, that exists) are working hard to develop a sports bra that actually works. They are studying why jogging hurts so darn much and how they can make it stop. The answer combines physics and breasts into a study that could come straight from the mind of a 13-year-old ...
Rathika Sitsabaiesan has been called “the most compelling of the new crop of young NDP MPs” of Canada. The first Tamil-Canadian MP, she “exudes the poise, organizing skills and confidence of an old-school political veteran,” writes The Globe and Mail. Too bad her boobs are considered too voluptuous for the political world. Sitsabaiesan’s Parliamentary profile ...
Women’s breasts are delicate and sensitive at different times of the month. Make sure you don’t just grab and pull, but be gentle, massage, and ask her how she likes it.
Along with, “Boxers or briefs?” men are always asked the question, “Are you a boob guy or a bum guy?” For once, this question has been put to women. American and UK women were asked what their favourite body part is in a recent report. The “Summer Confidence” study polled 5,000 women from the US ...
So, we’re having this baby. It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...
I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...
Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...
Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...
Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...
Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...
All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...
