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The Dick In American Pie

The Dick In American Pie

May 24, 2012 No Comments

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including a semi-erect penis, albeit slightly squashed to one side by a transparent pan lid!! I don’t mean shocking in an “oh matron” prudish way – I mean shocking because in all my years of going to ...

Moms, Let Your Mammaries Out

Moms, Let Your Mammaries Out

March 16, 2012 No Comments

Since my friend had her first baby, she’s had her tits out all over town. Most folk have just ignored them, since they generally have an infant attached. She’s not pole dancing with sequinned tassles whacking people in the face or anything like that. Breastfeeding isn’t LIKE that. She didn’t make a decision to actively ...

Busting At The Seams

Busting At The Seams

January 27, 2012 No Comments

I had all sorts of things to prepare before a job interview this week. I’m sure you can relate. I had to update my portfolio, brush up on the work lingo no one really uses outside interviews, memorize the company’s website and absolutely everything the interviewers have done or will do in the duration of ...

Topless Women’s Basketball Is Sadly A Real Thing

Topless Women’s Basketball Is Sadly A Real Thing

January 3, 2012 No Comments

Attention ladies everywhere! Dennis Rodman will be holding tryouts for a topless women’s basketball team that he himself will coach. Is it offensive? Charitable? Funny? Whatever it is, it’s not a joke. Topless Basketball is actually happening. The idea started out as a classic story of rivalry: Rodman overheard that another strip club, Rick’s Cabaret, ...

Lazy Sunday Post: Super Cleavage

Lazy Sunday Post: Super Cleavage

October 16, 2011 No Comments

Breasts can be problematic, especially large ones, especially if you are an athlete. This is a particular problem for superheroes. They are some of the most athletic people in the world, and in addition to running super fast and swimming at super speeds, they also fly. So when it comes to drawing these fierce females, ...

Watching Boobs Bounce, All In The Name Of Science

Watching Boobs Bounce, All In The Name Of Science

September 28, 2011 No Comments

Scientists at the Breast Health Unit (yes, that exists) are working hard to develop a sports bra that actually works. They are studying why jogging hurts so darn much and how they can make it stop. The answer combines physics and breasts into a study that could come straight from the mind of a 13-year-old ...

Political Cover-Up Makes The Establishment Look Like Big Boobs

Political Cover-Up Makes The Establishment Look Like Big Boobs

September 22, 2011 5 Comments

Rathika Sitsabaiesan has been called “the most compelling of the new crop of young NDP MPs” of Canada. The first Tamil-Canadian MP, she “exudes the poise, organizing skills and confidence of an old-school political veteran,” writes The Globe and Mail. Too bad her boobs are considered too voluptuous for the political world. Sitsabaiesan’s Parliamentary profile ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

July 29, 2011 No Comments

Women’s breasts are delicate and sensitive at different times of the month. Make sure you don’t just grab and pull, but be gentle, massage, and ask her how she likes it.

American Women Love Their Boobs

American Women Love Their Boobs

July 15, 2011 3 Comments

Along with, “Boxers or briefs?” men are always asked the question, “Are you a boob guy or a bum guy?” For once, this question has been put to women. American and UK women were asked what their favourite body part is in a recent report. The “Summer Confidence” study polled 5,000 women from the US ...

New Boobies On 7-Year-Old’s Wish List

New Boobies On 7-Year-Old’s Wish List

June 9, 2011 No Comments

“The Human Barbie Doll” Sarah Burge is infamous for her plastic surgery addiction and questionable parenting decisions. Her latest “boob job voucher” to 7-year-old daughter, Poppy, takes the cake. Burge’s daughter desperately wanted three things for her birthday this year: a computer, a holiday, and a boob job voucher. The first two don’t necessarily scream ...

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The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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