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Niagara Falls And A Nose Job

Niagara Falls And A Nose Job

November 24, 2011 No Comments

A cosmetic surgery tourism company is selling nip and tuck holidays to people in…Canada. Well, fair enough. Gorgeous Getaways Inc. (yes that’s what they’re really called) have been selling the packages to customers in several other countries for years. Why not sell the same package on home turf? The thing is, I can’t imagine it ...

Stop Being Ashamed Of Your Botox Habit

Stop Being Ashamed Of Your Botox Habit

August 31, 2011 No Comments

Some women want to get Botox to smooth out their wrinkles and make them look younger. Who cares? Women care. Young women (average age of 19) and older women (average age of 70) think that middle-aged women who get Botox injections are vain, according to a study at the University of Toronto. It seems a ...

Will Botox Save Your Marriage?

Will Botox Save Your Marriage?

July 12, 2011 No Comments

Some think that people pick a mate based on equal hotness. But if you don’t match up, you might want to consider plastic surgery. Or maybe you just want to do something fun with your number one. Whatever the reason, couples are becoming beautiful together. If Bruce and Kris Jenner can do it, anyone can. ...

Even Children Have Wrinkes, So Don’t Sweat It

Even Children Have Wrinkes, So Don’t Sweat It

July 4, 2011 No Comments

Oh, perfection. We strive for it always and do anything in our grasp to remain “perfect” for as long as we possibly can. But Botox in our 20s? Woah. The Botox craze has been booming more and more lately, with younger women joining the frenzy. I am 20 and have no worries about wrinkles yet. ...

Botoxed Teen Can’t Text

Botoxed Teen Can’t Text

June 25, 2011 No Comments

You may think all of the Botox is being used up in Hollywood where life in plastic is more fantastic, but it’s commonly used for both cosmetic and non-cosmetic procedures. In terms of non-cosmetic, Botox is used for excessive sweating, referred to as hyperhidrosis. Botox can be injected into the underarms or palms because sweating ...

New Boobies On 7-Year-Old’s Wish List

New Boobies On 7-Year-Old’s Wish List

June 9, 2011 No Comments

“The Human Barbie Doll” Sarah Burge is infamous for her plastic surgery addiction and questionable parenting decisions. Her latest “boob job voucher” to 7-year-old daughter, Poppy, takes the cake. Burge’s daughter desperately wanted three things for her birthday this year: a computer, a holiday, and a boob job voucher. The first two don’t necessarily scream ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup