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Breaking News: Most Women’s Bras Are Uncomfortable And Don’t Fit

Breaking News: Most Women’s Bras Are Uncomfortable And Don’t Fit

April 4, 2012 No Comments

A new study shows that 80 percent of Australian women wear bras that don’t fit. A separate study had similar results, with 85 percent of women wearing the wrong bra. We all like to tell ourselves that our bras fit perfectly fine. Because, let’s face it, fitting rooms suck and we want to get out ...

Watching Boobs Bounce, All In The Name Of Science

Watching Boobs Bounce, All In The Name Of Science

September 28, 2011 No Comments

Scientists at the Breast Health Unit (yes, that exists) are working hard to develop a sports bra that actually works. They are studying why jogging hurts so darn much and how they can make it stop. The answer combines physics and breasts into a study that could come straight from the mind of a 13-year-old ...

The Real Coyote Ugly

The Real Coyote Ugly

August 12, 2011 No Comments

If you’ve ever seen the movie Coyote Ugly, you were probably mildly entertained for the hour-and-a-half you sat through it and then put it in the dark recesses of your mind. Recently, it all came flooding back to me as I stepped into a Manhattan bar. My wildest dreams would come true if certain movies ...

Women Strip For Israeli Prime Minister

Women Strip For Israeli Prime Minister

July 22, 2011 No Comments

Security measures are implemented to protect people from harm, but when journalists are forced to remove their undergarments, we question the necessity of such a breach of privacy. The security team of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu recently forced female journalists to take off their bras before attending press events, according to an ABC News ...

Nipples Aren’t New

Nipples Aren’t New

April 1, 2011 No Comments

No doubt you read about Abercrombie’s new bikinis for little girls — the one that is essentially a waterproof push-up bra. As expected, most parents reacted with disgust, panic, rage, shock, etc. and vowed to never, ever, ever let their little Stephani be sexualized by corporate America. But some parents liked the top — for ...

Bra Angel Has Arrived

Bra Angel Has Arrived

October 15, 2009 No Comments

Finally there is a device that can be used to fix women’s bras when the underwire goes haywire. The Bra Angel was introduced at the British Invention Show and will be in stores in the high streets soon. This is a useful product, and not too expensive with a twin pack costing 3.45 Euros ($5.27). ...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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