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I Shaved My Cooch For This?!

I Shaved My Cooch For This?!

December 6, 2011 2 Comments

Having strong European genes has made hair removal one of the biggest challenges in my life. Earning a university degree? Yeah, whatever. It doesn’t compare to the in depth research I’ve done regarding Nair, wax strips, five bladed razors, bleach, shaving creams, and hair removal aftercare. I am still waiting for my tax rebate to ...

Bush Is The New Apparel In America

Bush Is The New Apparel In America

December 3, 2010 No Comments

Well isn’t this interesting. The clothing company with the skeeziest pedigree has embraced the bush. Does this mean that the famous perv Dov Charney wants to strike a blow for women’s lib? Does he want to do some fancy footwork to repair his tarnished image? Nope. He’s just riding the wave, because bush has been ...

Small Boobs Banned From Porn To Prevent Pedophilia

Small Boobs Banned From Porn To Prevent Pedophilia

January 27, 2010 1 Comment

The Australian Classification Board is starting to ban small boobs in adult films because it wants to make sure that all actors are of legal age. I know plenty of adult women with small boobs, and plenty of teenagers with big boobs. This is incredibly offensive and will only make self-esteem and body image problems ...

Vajazzle Your Vajayjay Ladies

Vajazzle Your Vajayjay Ladies

January 18, 2010 No Comments

During an interview about a topic that everyone has since forgotten, Jennifer Love Hewitt advised women to “vajazzle their vajayjays.” Vajazzling (vagina + bedazzle) is the art of adhering Swarovski-crystals to your “precious lady.” (Video after jump)

Beauty — Time Well Spent?

Beauty — Time Well Spent?

January 13, 2010 2 Comments

It hurts to be beautiful, my mother told me when I was five, pulling my hair into a ponytail. But since then more is required to maintain society’s status quo. While a man can look fine dashing out of the house in 20 minutes, a woman looks like she’s about to scrub the tub. When ...

If You’re Lucky Enough To Get Invited To The Garden Party Don’t Complain About The State Of The Bushes

If You’re Lucky Enough To Get Invited To The Garden Party Don’t Complain About The State Of The Bushes

November 1, 2009 2 Comments

Brazilian waxes are essential, according to Suzi Godson. She told a 38 year old re-entering the dating pool that it was necessary grooming for all modern women. “Imagine burning-hot, extra-strength Sellotape being ripped from delicate skin … and now treble the pain.” What a shame she doesn’t know that this practice is headed the way ...

Lads’ Magazines Ruled Not Pornography

Lads’ Magazines Ruled Not Pornography

October 6, 2009 No Comments

Mack // Scottish Women Against Pornography (SWAP) have lost their bid to have ‘lads magazines’ labeled as porn and restricted away from children in the shops. I’m sorry ladies, but as much as you might not like them, these magazines are not porn and there are some far worse influences on children out there.

Brazilian Waxes For Ten Year Olds And Other Sexy Australian Milestones

Brazilian Waxes For Ten Year Olds And Other Sexy Australian Milestones

October 6, 2009 No Comments

Thousands of parents, teachers and children in Australia were surveyed to reveal a scary list of milestones in the minds of young girls. Brand names, Brazilian waxes and blow jobs are all necessary experiences for the under 14 set. Maggie Hamilton is a teacher who focused her research on the sexualization of children. She found ...

All About Slimy Car Salesmen

We need a new car. Our current one is pretty old (though it works ok) but for boring administrative...

Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

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