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I Shaved My Cooch For This?!

I Shaved My Cooch For This?!

December 6, 2011 3 Comments

Having strong European genes has made hair removal one of the biggest challenges in my life. Earning a university degree? Yeah, whatever. It doesn’t compare to the in depth research I’ve done regarding Nair, wax strips, five bladed razors, bleach, shaving creams, and hair removal aftercare. I am still waiting for my tax rebate to ...

Bush Is The New Apparel In America

Bush Is The New Apparel In America

December 3, 2010 No Comments

Well isn’t this interesting. The clothing company with the skeeziest pedigree has embraced the bush. Does this mean that the famous perv Dov Charney wants to strike a blow for women’s lib? Does he want to do some fancy footwork to repair his tarnished image? Nope. He’s just riding the wave, because bush has been ...

Small Boobs Banned From Porn To Prevent Pedophilia

Small Boobs Banned From Porn To Prevent Pedophilia

January 27, 2010 1 Comment

The Australian Classification Board is starting to ban small boobs in adult films because it wants to make sure that all actors are of legal age. I know plenty of adult women with small boobs, and plenty of teenagers with big boobs. This is incredibly offensive and will only make self-esteem and body image problems ...

Vajazzle Your Vajayjay Ladies

Vajazzle Your Vajayjay Ladies

January 18, 2010 No Comments

During an interview about a topic that everyone has since forgotten, Jennifer Love Hewitt advised women to “vajazzle their vajayjays.” Vajazzling (vagina + bedazzle) is the art of adhering Swarovski-crystals to your “precious lady.” (Video after jump)

Beauty — Time Well Spent?

Beauty — Time Well Spent?

January 13, 2010 2 Comments

It hurts to be beautiful, my mother told me when I was five, pulling my hair into a ponytail. But since then more is required to maintain society’s status quo. While a man can look fine dashing out of the house in 20 minutes, a woman looks like she’s about to scrub the tub. When ...

If You’re Lucky Enough To Get Invited To The Garden Party Don’t Complain About The State Of The Bushes

If You’re Lucky Enough To Get Invited To The Garden Party Don’t Complain About The State Of The Bushes

November 1, 2009 2 Comments

Brazilian waxes are essential, according to Suzi Godson. She told a 38 year old re-entering the dating pool that it was necessary grooming for all modern women. “Imagine burning-hot, extra-strength Sellotape being ripped from delicate skin … and now treble the pain.” What a shame she doesn’t know that this practice is headed the way ...

Lads’ Magazines Ruled Not Pornography

Lads’ Magazines Ruled Not Pornography

October 6, 2009 No Comments

Mack // Scottish Women Against Pornography (SWAP) have lost their bid to have ‘lads magazines’ labeled as porn and restricted away from children in the shops. I’m sorry ladies, but as much as you might not like them, these magazines are not porn and there are some far worse influences on children out there.

Brazilian Waxes For Ten Year Olds And Other Sexy Australian Milestones

Brazilian Waxes For Ten Year Olds And Other Sexy Australian Milestones

October 6, 2009 No Comments

Thousands of parents, teachers and children in Australia were surveyed to reveal a scary list of milestones in the minds of young girls. Brand names, Brazilian waxes and blow jobs are all necessary experiences for the under 14 set. Maggie Hamilton is a teacher who focused her research on the sexualization of children. She found ...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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