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Fear Of Bad Breast Implants Spreads

Fear Of Bad Breast Implants Spreads

December 26, 2011 No Comments

Israel’s Health Ministry has set up a hotline for women concerned about unsafe breast implants. Over the weekend it received over 1,000 calls from women worried about the news that Poly Implant Prosthesis (PIP) implants could be unsafe. In recent months warnings have been issued that PIP implants may leak, rupture quickly and may be ...

Shopping Online From Planet Fake Boobies

Shopping Online From Planet Fake Boobies

November 4, 2011 No Comments

I enjoy shopping online for clothes because I can find saucy pieces that are normally unattainable from within my petite, redneck community, like the mid-century, blue velvet cocktail dress I bought off eBay that I will never actually wear but I will loyally store in my closet until I die. Shopping online can be a ...

TSA Reaches New Low, Pats Down A Breast Cancer Survivor’s Chest

TSA Reaches New Low, Pats Down A Breast Cancer Survivor’s Chest

October 5, 2011 No Comments

A breast cancer survivor suffered a humiliating pat down at the hands of TSA agents, one which could have easily been avoided. Lori Dorn is a breast cancer survivor and recipient of breast implants after a bilateral mastectomy. Flying from New York JFK to San Francisco, she was told that she would need to have ...

The FDA Really Wants You To Get A Boob Job

The FDA Really Wants You To Get A Boob Job

September 2, 2011 No Comments

Breast implants have been declared safe after a two day discussion about the procedure by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Hooray! That means we can all go out and buy ourselves an extra cup size or two, right? Wrong. The FDA’s statement of “safety” is misleading, and frankly a bit suspicious. The department’s chief ...

My Virtual Boobs

My Virtual Boobs

May 10, 2011 1 Comment

Yes, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A handful really is enough. I’m not trying to be politically correct or anything, but I really do love women in all shapes and sizes. I tip my hat to all those big racks out there and embrace small chests too. Cute and va-va-voom. Both ...

I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

September 1, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My wife has tiny breasts. I loved her figure when we first met but after 5 years together it doesn’t do anything for me anymore. I keep fantasizing about large breasted women and thinking about that is the only thing that turns me on. For the last six months I’ve imagined I ...

Why We Should Leave Mel Alone

July 12, 2010 No Comments

When his words crashed into the internet like a car-wreck, we couldn’t look away. Mad Mel is at it again, people said. I never liked him anyway, they said. There is a lot to say on this topic, but no one is stating the obvious: We should leave Mel alone.

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Terrorism And Exploding Breasts

Terrorism And Exploding Breasts

April 6, 2010 No Comments

Female suicide bombers just got sexier. Called Black Widows in the press, they conjure up image of the ultimate Dominatrix. Their ruthlessness is a turn on; their cruelty, oh so hot. The latest bit of titillating news is that they are also inserting bombs into their breasts.

Natural Breasts Are Back, But Only If You Are Christina Hendricks

Natural Breasts Are Back, But Only If You Are Christina Hendricks

March 30, 2010 2 Comments

Okay ladies, are you prepared for the latest? Apparently fake breasts are out and real breasts are back in. So cancel those appointments and… um… pray for an overnight miracle. Because big, voluptuous breasts are in. And if you don’t have them, I guess that means you’re out.

Fake Boobs Banned From Pirates

Fake Boobs Banned From Pirates

March 22, 2010 3 Comments

Disney not only discriminates against women with fake boobs but anyone who is above a size 6. They are filming a new Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp and are being incredibly picky (discriminatory) about who they cast.

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