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Modern Farce: The Myth Of The Perfect Mother

Modern Farce: The Myth Of The Perfect Mother

April 30, 2012 No Comments

Does a perfect mother exist? According to French feminist Elisabeth Badinter, this creature is a myth. Earlier this month, her book The Conflict: How Modern Motherhood Undermines the Status of Women was translated into English. Already a best seller in France, the book boldly proclaims that the myth of the modern perfect mother has become ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

April 13, 2012 No Comments

If you are breastfeeding your child, they are less than six months old, they only eat breastmilk (no other food at all), and you haven’t had a period since before your pregnancy, then your fertility will be delayed (up to 98% effective method of contraception). However, there’s no way to know when you will become ...

Moms, Let Your Mammaries Out

Moms, Let Your Mammaries Out

March 16, 2012 No Comments

Since my friend had her first baby, she’s had her tits out all over town. Most folk have just ignored them, since they generally have an infant attached. She’s not pole dancing with sequinned tassles whacking people in the face or anything like that. Breastfeeding isn’t LIKE that. She didn’t make a decision to actively ...

Antenatal Classes Crucial In Ensuring Babies’ Rights

Antenatal Classes Crucial In Ensuring Babies’ Rights

February 9, 2012 No Comments

We often hear about women’s rights and human rights, but what about babies’ rights? No, I’m not talking about “fetus rights” or any of the crap that pro-lifers come out with; I mean the basic rights that babies should be entitled to have once they have been born into the world. The UK-based charity NSPCC ...

This Just In: Breast Milk Shortage!

This Just In: Breast Milk Shortage!

November 4, 2011 No Comments

This just in: there’s an American breast milk shortage! And we need your help (we’re looking at you, American moms!). Non-profit milk banks in the USA have issued a plea for more mothers to donate breast milk. Donated breast milk can save the lives of preterm babies whose moms are unable to produce milk themselves. ...

Boycott Nestlé To Save Babies’ Lives

Boycott Nestlé To Save Babies’ Lives

October 31, 2011 No Comments

This week is Boycott Nestlé week. A lot of recent feminist chatter has been devoted to a debate about whether formula feeding is an equal choice for moms, with most commentators defending the right of mothers to pick formula feeding over breastfeeding. The debate so far has focused entirely on western mothers though, and effectively ...

Breastfeeding Mommies Will Kick Your Ass

Breastfeeding Mommies Will Kick Your Ass

September 2, 2011 2 Comments

Breastfeeding mommies mimic bears in their awesome child-protection skills, according to a new study. Basically, they will kick your ass. Research on non-human mammals discovered that feeding her young makes a new animal mommy all kinds of awesome. Apparently, lactation lowers the fear response and heightens defensive aggression in turn. So, why not see if ...

Tina Fey: F@cking Funny AND A Feminist!

Tina Fey: F@cking Funny AND A Feminist!

August 30, 2011 No Comments

Tina Fey is a feminist. That much becomes almost immediately evident after picking up Bossypants. As I had always hoped she would be, Fey is all about the sisterhood. Her autobiography tells us never to be tricked into believing women are in competition with each other or to buy into the idea that there’s a ...

My Baby Turns Me On

My Baby Turns Me On

August 10, 2011 5 Comments

Dear Madame X, My baby turns me on, well I don’t think it’s my baby but it still creeps me out. She took to breastfeeding immediately, like the little trooper that she is, and every session sees her contentedly sucking away before drifting off to sleep. The problem is that that sensation turns me on. ...

Latch Onto Your Mom’s Nipple And Go!

Latch Onto Your Mom’s Nipple And Go!

August 8, 2011 2 Comments

Babies from around the world filled their bellies with milk this weekend to mark the end of World Breastfeeding Week. In over 170 different countries, moms breastfed their little ones to spread awareness about the benefits of breastfeeding and break a world record for the most women breastfeeding simultaneously. The event, appropriately titled “The Big ...

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The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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