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Did My Breasts Rock Your World? No

Did My Breasts Rock Your World? No

April 27, 2010 No Comments

The science experiment has concluded and half-naked women everywhere are doing their happy dance of smugness. Seismic activity was pretty normal on April 26, 2010, despite Boobquake. But what did it really prove?

Married Sex Is Seriously Sexy

Married Sex Is Seriously Sexy

April 20, 2010 1 Comment

Christina Hendricks and I are practically the same person. Sure her breasts might be larger and her hair might be redder, but we agree about sex in marriage. (Although I do not like watermelon). I’m not talking about saving your special flower until your union is sanctified by God, I’m taking about the common misconception ...

Natural Breasts Are Back, But Only If You Are Christina Hendricks

Natural Breasts Are Back, But Only If You Are Christina Hendricks

March 30, 2010 2 Comments

Okay ladies, are you prepared for the latest? Apparently fake breasts are out and real breasts are back in. So cancel those appointments and… um… pray for an overnight miracle. Because big, voluptuous breasts are in. And if you don’t have them, I guess that means you’re out.

Fake Boobs Banned From Pirates

Fake Boobs Banned From Pirates

March 22, 2010 3 Comments

Disney not only discriminates against women with fake boobs but anyone who is above a size 6. They are filming a new Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp and are being incredibly picky (discriminatory) about who they cast.

Small Boobs Banned From Porn To Prevent Pedophilia

Small Boobs Banned From Porn To Prevent Pedophilia

January 27, 2010 1 Comment

The Australian Classification Board is starting to ban small boobs in adult films because it wants to make sure that all actors are of legal age. I know plenty of adult women with small boobs, and plenty of teenagers with big boobs. This is incredibly offensive and will only make self-esteem and body image problems ...

The Weekly Whims Of HatManJim: HMJ Remix 2009

The Weekly Whims Of HatManJim: HMJ Remix 2009

January 2, 2010 No Comments

A weather-beaten eye cast over the media: HatManJim looks at a story in the headlines and as a feminist with a penis (Menimist? Femi-meni-mist? I just believe i n women’s rights, I’m not having gender-reassignment. OK?), attempts to map the sexism inherent in the press, without inadvertently saying anything lecherous about breasts.

Pointy Boobs Are Back!

Pointy Boobs Are Back!

November 5, 2009 No Comments

Marilyn Monroe would be proud. Sales of pointy boobed bras have gone up 33% for some products and apparently this trend shows “a desire to celebrate women’s curves”. Does this mean that skinny models are out and plus size models are in? The bad news is this means the economy is in the can!

Breast Milk And Sex

Breast Milk And Sex

October 21, 2009 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My wife has begun to lactate. We are managing to keep our sex lives quite active through sleepless nights etc. I enjoy breast-play, but sometimes the milk gets in my mouth. She assures me that it’s safe, but she’s so worried about me not being attracted to her (my wife is still ...

Women Forced To Shake Breasts In Public As Punishment For Immodesty

Women Forced To Shake Breasts In Public As Punishment For Immodesty

October 18, 2009 No Comments

A hardline Islamic group in Somalia is whipping women for wearing bras and making them shake their breasts in public as punishment. The moral cleansing is shocking moderate Muslims. The terrorist group Al Shabaab* is taking it upon themselves to impose strict Sharia’a law in southern Somalia. Bras are considered haram for being designed to ...

Breast Is Best For Whom?

Breast Is Best For Whom?

October 16, 2009 No Comments

The Case Against Breastfeeding is an article rife with contradictions. The author, Hanna Rosin, is still actively breastfeeding her youngest, for starters. She takes science to task for making mother’s milk the gold standard in childcare while arguing that the establishment is pushing it based on common sense. She has picked an easy target, because ...

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For All Those Book Sluts

This week, for a change of pace, I’m looking at non-fiction online. Bookslut is an established and well-publicised e-zine...

Quote Of The Week

The human brain now holds the key to our future. We have to recall the image of the planet...

Lazy Sunday Earth Day Post

Happy Earth Day! Earth Day Network and Women Saving the World - Kathleen Rogers from Womensphere on Vimeo.

The Manly Meat-Eaters

As I lay stricken in bed the other night, twisted in agony and gurning manfully at the grinding torment...

Giant Sandwiches And The War On Women

Sandwiches. Gender conspiracy. War on women. Let me explain. It was a sunny afternoon here in southern Germany. I’d...

Quickie Sex Tip

Touch his penis! Men like it and it feels good. Plus sometimes they do need help getting hard and...

Girls: TV For Average Twentysomething Women

On rare occasions, television does reflect real life. A new series that debuted on HBO last weekend, Girls offers...

Could A Man-Crush Really Be Love?

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend seems to have a man-crush on one of his male friends who he really...

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