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Hate Your Butt? Get The Pippa Lift

Hate Your Butt? Get The Pippa Lift

August 1, 2011 No Comments

Ever had a spare twelve grand lying around and felt perplexed about what to do with it? Look no further because the plastic surgeons of the United States have the answer for you. The perfect butt! And not just any butt — Pippa Middleton’s royal wedding butt. Princess Kate’s little sister has sparked a wave ...

American Women Love Their Boobs

American Women Love Their Boobs

July 15, 2011 3 Comments

Along with, “Boxers or briefs?” men are always asked the question, “Are you a boob guy or a bum guy?” For once, this question has been put to women. American and UK women were asked what their favourite body part is in a recent report. The “Summer Confidence” study polled 5,000 women from the US ...

Women Need To Get More Anal

Women Need To Get More Anal

April 22, 2010 2 Comments

A lot of people say anal isn’t really sex. It’s a good alternative which preserves their virginity or keeps their numbers down. Whatever. The thing is that it still requires a condom and less than a quarter of women polled by the NYC Department of Health report used protection. The report, “Women, Unprotected Anal Sex ...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

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