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Lazy Sunday Post: Mormon Gurls

Lazy Sunday Post: Mormon Gurls

December 19, 2010 No Comments

California Gurls might be unforgettable, but Mormon Gurls are terrifying. The starlets of Brigham Young University don’t disguise the fact that they are baby-hungry girls with big hair and leggings who go to school to get their Mrs. Think that’s terrifying? You’ll be humming this in public in no time. Contact the author here: mick@morningquickie.com

How Katy Perry Can’t Dance (And Why I Love Her For It)

How Katy Perry Can’t Dance (And Why I Love Her For It)

June 21, 2010 2 Comments

Dancing and music videos go together like Fred and Ginger. Janet Jackson lead the rhythm nation and Britney Spears followed in her choreographed steps. But the women of the noughties are falling short, preferring poses to fancy footwork. But less dancing can only lead to better music. Hortense from Jezebel is saddened by this state ...

All About Slimy Car Salesmen

We need a new car. Our current one is pretty old (though it works ok) but for boring administrative...

Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

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