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Births Banned On Facebook

Births Banned On Facebook

January 14, 2011 1 Comment

Like an awkward adolescent at a party, Facebook has always had trouble with the ladies. Whether they are banning breasts, or the scars that show where those breasts used to be, it is clear that any reference to female sexuality is verboten. The puerile censors who scan the pages for obscene content have trouble telling ...

You Can Erase A Word, But You Can’t Erase History

You Can Erase A Word, But You Can’t Erase History

January 5, 2011 No Comments

New South Publishing wants to eliminate all Niggers from Huckleberry Finn. “Nigger” was once commonly used to describe people of African descent. Although, at the time, the word had no derogatory meaning, the terrible way blacks were treated at the time tainted the word with awful associations. History made this word offensive. But when the ...

Facebook Deletes “Obscene” Breast Cancer Scars

Facebook Deletes “Obscene” Breast Cancer Scars

November 25, 2010 2 Comments

I never realized that scars were considered sexual and obscene. Breast cancer survivors put up pictures of mastectomy scars to ”break down prejudice about cancer sufferers” but Facebook marked them as obscene and removed them. These were part of a fundraiser where “cancer patients were asked to pose for black and white pictures ‘to prove the disease could ...

The Comedy Award That Can’t Take A Joke

The Comedy Award That Can’t Take A Joke

November 17, 2010 No Comments

Comedians don’t expect to get much — except for laughs. However they do get an award — the Mark Twain Prize for Humour is given each year for contributions to American comedy. This year Tina Fey won, but part of her acceptance speech was censored. Bizarrely it was about Sarah Palin, the figure she was praised ...

Craigslist Closes Down Adult Services — Apparently Complaining About Censorship

Craigslist Closes Down Adult Services — Apparently Complaining About Censorship

September 6, 2010 No Comments

Craigslist has come under fire, or been under a constant barrage of bullets, because of their adult services section. Critics claim that the site’s lack of supervision mean that it is being used to sell the sexual services of trafficked people and children. Two weeks ago, 17 state attorneys in the United States asked the ...

The Big Swinging Dicks

The Big Swinging Dicks

August 20, 2010 No Comments

I was sitting on the couch and enjoying Hung, when suddenly I saw something so shocking that I almost spit out the chocolate pudding I was eating. The series is about a man who falls on hard times and decides to become a prostitute. His female pimp is a hapless poet. It is generally light ...

Facebook (OK With Being A Dick, But Not A Cunt) Censors Women’s Pages

Facebook (OK With Being A Dick, But Not A Cunt) Censors Women’s Pages

August 1, 2010 No Comments

Vulvas are great. Ladies like’em and most men I’ve spoken to are big fans. But for some reason Facebook has decided that they are icky. If you discuss them on your Facebook page then your account might get deleted, without any warning.

Porn Storm Rains Down On Australian Government

Porn Storm Rains Down On Australian Government

February 11, 2010 No Comments

Sit-ins are out. Love-ins, passé. Porn storms are the new way to protest. It brought the Australian government to its knees (kinda).

Censorship Madness In American Schools: Anne Frank Banned

Censorship Madness In American Schools: Anne Frank Banned

February 1, 2010 No Comments

So, yet again, Morning Quickie is bringing you a censorship story from the concerned parents of America. This time a school district banned Anne Frank’s Diary because of one parent’s concern “about the sexual nature of the vagina passage”. That’s right, only one person in the entire school district in Virginia thinks the passage is ...

Dictionaries Banned For Sex Words

Dictionaries Banned For Sex Words

January 27, 2010 No Comments

Yes, you read that right. Because a dictionary contains “oral sex” schools in a district of California have pulled it from the shelves. This really is censorship gone mad.

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Dipping Your Nib In The Office Ink

Dear Madame X, I suspect that one of my female co-workers might have a crush on me. I think...

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