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My Top Ten Celebrity Cringes Of 2011

My Top Ten Celebrity Cringes Of 2011

December 29, 2011 No Comments

2011 was a year of uprisings, natural disasters and political change. It was also a year of absolutely cringeworthy moments in pop culture. Here is my top ten: 1. The Royal Wedding. Daily Mail pundits with their hands down their pants gasping to see whether the royal clothes horse had her hair up or down. ...

Sex With Charlie Sheen Is Plastic Fantastic

Sex With Charlie Sheen Is Plastic Fantastic

April 19, 2011 No Comments

You can buy your very own celebrity. For a one time fee, you can spend a wild night with Charlie Sheen and even be one of this goddesses. The only catch is that he’s not real. People want to own celebrities in their immortal form (although I’m sure they’re not without wear and tear), as ...

Getting Boos? Blame The Bitch!

Getting Boos? Blame The Bitch!

April 7, 2011 No Comments

No amount of warlock magic or tiger blood could save Charlie Sheen’s show from certain disaster, yet it was revived by a simple technique — blame the bitch. The opening night of his “Torpedo of Truth” tour, Sheen was booed off the stage. He left the stage to take a break and never returned. Critics ...

Wild Women And Bad Boys

Wild Women And Bad Boys

October 28, 2010 No Comments

In Hollywood, when a girl goes bad, she’s gone. Like a magic trick, all of her roles go up in smoke. *Poof!* Not so with the men. A night on the town that ends up in a jail cell, with a beaten woman crying in the interview room, is just par for the course. Boys ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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