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Pole Dancing For Jesus

Pole Dancing For Jesus

March 24, 2011 No Comments

(As in the Son of God, not the guy holding the stack of dollar bills). A former exotic dancer found Jesus but won’t give up the pole. She runs the classes on Sunday, and all students must provide evidence that they attended Church that day. “I decided to take the part I liked about that ...

Did God Have A Wife?

Did God Have A Wife?

March 21, 2011 1 Comment

God’s wife was erased from the Bible, a British theologian has discovered. Back in the day before Muslims and Christians, God was called Yahweh and he was worshiped along with his wife, Asherah. At least according to Francesca Stavrakopoulou, a lecturer at the department of Theology and Religion at the University of Exeter. “After years ...

Getting Off With God

Getting Off With God

February 23, 2011 No Comments

Sex sells, and Churches want in on the action. Spicing up sermons is a good way to put butts on seats, especially now when attendance is at an all time low. Personally, my layman’s understanding of the Bible is that St. Paul thought having sex wasn’t a good thing, but “it is better to marry ...

A Christian Wife Will Submit To Your Decision To Do The Dishes

A Christian Wife Will Submit To Your Decision To Do The Dishes

November 15, 2010 No Comments

Satan will do everything in his power to get us to take the lead in our homes. He wants to make us resent our husband’s position of authority so that we will begin to usurp it. . . . Women need to pray for God to renew a spirit of submission in their hearts. That ...

Arab Erotica Teaches Women To Own Their Bodies

Arab Erotica Teaches Women To Own Their Bodies

September 14, 2010 No Comments

Joumana Haddad may be a poet, but she is better known for her infamous magazine, Jasad. Covering everything to do with the body, topics have ranged from voyeurism and masturbation to polygamy and forced marriage. Needless to say, she is not the most popular woman in the Middle East. Because the material is so taboo, ...

B&B Turns Away Gay Couple

B&B Turns Away Gay Couple

March 23, 2010 9 Comments

A couple running a B&B are shocked by the public outrage after turning away a gay couple. They argued that allowing the two men to sleep in a double bed would go against their Christian beliefs.

Superbowl Ad Will Be Anti-Choice

Superbowl Ad Will Be Anti-Choice

February 6, 2010 No Comments

Focus on the Family is a conservative pro-life, anti-birth control, anti-sex education, anti-gay organisation. In spite of CBS’s rule on no advocacy in advertising, they have given approval for a 30 second advertisement to be played during the Superbowl tomorrow (February 7), a tv slot that will have up to 100 million viewers. CBS executives approved a script for ...

Choose Life – And Give Me Your Baby

Choose Life – And Give Me Your Baby

September 4, 2009 No Comments

Crisis pregnancy centres are pressuring new moms into giving their babies up for adoption. An article in The Nation looks at how these organizations lure new mothers in, persuade them against abortion, and then bully them into giving their kids up to “better” families. Such enthusiasm for Christians to adopt en masse begins to seem ...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

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