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100,000 Women Genitally Mutilated In Britain

100,000 Women Genitally Mutilated In Britain

April 25, 2012 No Comments

Female genital mutilation surgery (FGM) is still being offered in the UK, despite being illegal. This thought horrifies me. Investigators from the Sunday Times report that doctors have offered to do the procedure on girls as young as ten. They also reportedly video taped a doctor, a dentist and an alternative medical practitioner offering to ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

January 6, 2012 No Comments

Both clitorises and penises, in the moments after orgasm, can be hyper-sensitive. And what felt good a second ago can now be horribly painful. But it doesn’t mean stop touching entirely! Just ease up a bit on the pressure and ask your partner how they like it.

Would You Wear This On Your Wedding Day?

Would You Wear This On Your Wedding Day?

June 21, 2011 No Comments

As much as we like to think that the union of two loving partners is the star of a wedding ceremony, let’s not deny it. The dress takes the cake. So for the ladies who really want to make an indelible impression on their guests, I present: the vagina wedding dress. Yes, this otherwise rather ...

How To Get A Woman Off Without Making Her Cry

How To Get A Woman Off Without Making Her Cry

May 11, 2011 2 Comments

Dear Madame X, My girlfriend doesn’t come easily. It takes forever for her to reach orgasm and by that point I’m usually exhausted (and manly proud). I’m worried about her though because often she cries as she comes. Not moaning cries out, but little girl sobbing with tears and everything. I hold her until she ...

Help For A Large Vagina

Help For A Large Vagina

April 20, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I am a very small woman with a very large vagina. Several ex-partners have commented on the size and I find having sex rather unfulfilling. Is there anything I can do to tighten up other than surgery or creepy Eastern “medicine”? Are there some positions that work better than others? I know ...

Porn Is Ruining Sex Life

Porn Is Ruining Sex Life

October 6, 2010 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I feel like he isn’t paying any attention to me and is focused on the TV. He usually tries to copy some of the moves, despite the fact that I don’t really like them. I have asked ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

August 20, 2010 No Comments

Want to know how to make a woman ejaculate? If you massage the clitoris at the same time as the g-spot there’s quite a good chance this will happen. It may feel odd, and some women mistake it for peeing, but it’s definitely not so relax and enjoy.

Lasting Longer

Lasting Longer

July 7, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I have just started my first sexual relationship. I find that I come very quickly and sex often lasts less than a minute. This is very unsatisfying for me and my girlfriend. I really wish I could just relax and go for hours. I have tried thinking of math formulas or Barbara ...

Cosmo Gets Sex Tips All Wrong

Cosmo Gets Sex Tips All Wrong

March 23, 2010 No Comments

Cosmo magazine’s sex tips were put to the test this week with two male journalists claiming that the “absolutely psychotic” advice will “put you in the hospital”. Ouch! That may be going a bit too far, but they certainly don’t make a lot of sense. The sex tips in question here are about how to ...

French Say G-Spot Does Exist

French Say G-Spot Does Exist

January 29, 2010 No Comments

Last week a study came out from Britain that concluded the g-spot does not exist. The French have responded to the British announcement that the g-spot does not exist by declaring the study as flawed and saying that around 60% of women do have a g-spot.

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How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

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