Female genital mutilation surgery (FGM) is still being offered in the UK, despite being illegal. This thought horrifies me. Investigators from the Sunday Times report that doctors have offered to do the procedure on girls as young as ten. They also reportedly video taped a doctor, a dentist and an alternative medical practitioner offering to ...
Both clitorises and penises, in the moments after orgasm, can be hyper-sensitive. And what felt good a second ago can now be horribly painful. But it doesn’t mean stop touching entirely! Just ease up a bit on the pressure and ask your partner how they like it.
As much as we like to think that the union of two loving partners is the star of a wedding ceremony, let’s not deny it. The dress takes the cake. So for the ladies who really want to make an indelible impression on their guests, I present: the vagina wedding dress. Yes, this otherwise rather ...
Dear Madame X, My girlfriend doesn’t come easily. It takes forever for her to reach orgasm and by that point I’m usually exhausted (and manly proud). I’m worried about her though because often she cries as she comes. Not moaning cries out, but little girl sobbing with tears and everything. I hold her until she ...
Dear Madame X, I am a very small woman with a very large vagina. Several ex-partners have commented on the size and I find having sex rather unfulfilling. Is there anything I can do to tighten up other than surgery or creepy Eastern “medicine”? Are there some positions that work better than others? I know ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I feel like he isn’t paying any attention to me and is focused on the TV. He usually tries to copy some of the moves, despite the fact that I don’t really like them. I have asked ...
Want to know how to make a woman ejaculate? If you massage the clitoris at the same time as the g-spot there’s quite a good chance this will happen. It may feel odd, and some women mistake it for peeing, but it’s definitely not so relax and enjoy.
Dear Madame X, I have just started my first sexual relationship. I find that I come very quickly and sex often lasts less than a minute. This is very unsatisfying for me and my girlfriend. I really wish I could just relax and go for hours. I have tried thinking of math formulas or Barbara ...
Cosmo magazine’s sex tips were put to the test this week with two male journalists claiming that the “absolutely psychotic” advice will “put you in the hospital”. Ouch! That may be going a bit too far, but they certainly don’t make a lot of sense. The sex tips in question here are about how to ...
Last week a study came out from Britain that concluded the g-spot does not exist. The French have responded to the British announcement that the g-spot does not exist by declaring the study as flawed and saying that around 60% of women do have a g-spot.
So, we’re having this baby. It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...
I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...
Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...
Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...
Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...
Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...
All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...
