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Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

January 6, 2012 No Comments

Both clitorises and penises, in the moments after orgasm, can be hyper-sensitive. And what felt good a second ago can now be horribly painful. But it doesn’t mean stop touching entirely! Just ease up a bit on the pressure and ask your partner how they like it.

Would You Wear This On Your Wedding Day?

Would You Wear This On Your Wedding Day?

June 21, 2011 No Comments

As much as we like to think that the union of two loving partners is the star of a wedding ceremony, let’s not deny it. The dress takes the cake. So for the ladies who really want to make an indelible impression on their guests, I present: the vagina wedding dress. Yes, this otherwise rather ...

How To Get A Woman Off Without Making Her Cry

How To Get A Woman Off Without Making Her Cry

May 11, 2011 2 Comments

Dear Madame X, My girlfriend doesn’t come easily. It takes forever for her to reach orgasm and by that point I’m usually exhausted (and manly proud). I’m worried about her though because often she cries as she comes. Not moaning cries out, but little girl sobbing with tears and everything. I hold her until she ...

Help For A Large Vagina

Help For A Large Vagina

April 20, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I am a very small woman with a very large vagina. Several ex-partners have commented on the size and I find having sex rather unfulfilling. Is there anything I can do to tighten up other than surgery or creepy Eastern “medicine”? Are there some positions that work better than others? I know ...

Porn Is Ruining Sex Life

Porn Is Ruining Sex Life

October 6, 2010 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I feel like he isn’t paying any attention to me and is focused on the TV. He usually tries to copy some of the moves, despite the fact that I don’t really like them. I have asked ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

August 20, 2010 No Comments

Want to know how to make a woman ejaculate? If you massage the clitoris at the same time as the g-spot there’s quite a good chance this will happen. It may feel odd, and some women mistake it for peeing, but it’s definitely not so relax and enjoy.

Lasting Longer

Lasting Longer

July 7, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I have just started my first sexual relationship. I find that I come very quickly and sex often lasts less than a minute. This is very unsatisfying for me and my girlfriend. I really wish I could just relax and go for hours. I have tried thinking of math formulas or Barbara ...

Cosmo Gets Sex Tips All Wrong

Cosmo Gets Sex Tips All Wrong

March 23, 2010 No Comments

Cosmo magazine’s sex tips were put to the test this week with two male journalists claiming that the “absolutely psychotic” advice will “put you in the hospital”. Ouch! That may be going a bit too far, but they certainly don’t make a lot of sense. The sex tips in question here are about how to ...

French Say G-Spot Does Exist

French Say G-Spot Does Exist

January 29, 2010 No Comments

Last week a study came out from Britain that concluded the g-spot does not exist. The French have responded to the British announcement that the g-spot does not exist by declaring the study as flawed and saying that around 60% of women do have a g-spot.

Freud Was Right?

Freud Was Right?

September 16, 2009 2 Comments

The perpetually-penis fixated doc was convinced that the best, more “mature” orgasms, involved classic man in woman action. A woman satisfied by any means other than full-on sex was the sign of a less mentally developed female. Sigh… according to results from a study done by the University of the West of Scotland he was ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

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