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Getting To The Dark Heart Of Hen Dos And Stags

Getting To The Dark Heart Of Hen Dos And Stags

April 23, 2012 2 Comments

Once again, I have lost faith in humanity. Admittedly, I lose faith in humanity fairly easily and often (just last week, a clip from Jackass: The Movie nearly reduced me to tears over the futility of existence). But nothing – nothing! – has compromised my faith in humankind as much as researching this article about ...

On Douchebags

On Douchebags

August 26, 2011 No Comments

Some men are amoebas on fleas on rats, as Frenchie told us in Grease. But if you don’t have the time, or the linguistic fortitude, to follow in her descriptive footsteps, what do you call the bad guys? When you think about it, there are not a lot of great options out there. As a ...

A Penis Is A Penis

A Penis Is A Penis

April 22, 2011 No Comments

It may be hilarious when every euphemism for a penis is thrown out there so we can all laugh when watching movies like Austin Powers, but when it comes to real life, let’s use real words. Of course, this is easier said than done. From early childhood, we learn words like “wee wee” and “privates.” ...

Boys, Get Out Your Measuring Tapes — New Data Reveals City And State With The Longest Schlongs

Boys, Get Out Your Measuring Tapes — New Data Reveals City And State With The Longest Schlongs

March 24, 2010 No Comments

A Pandora’s Box of Insecurity was opened when Condomania sorted through 20 years of data to reveal the cities and states with the biggest dicks (and liberals are in for a surprise). So just to double, triple, and quadruple check that you are well hung, read on after the jump. Information on over 27,000 penises ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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