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Marriage Advice For A Modern Woman

Marriage Advice For A Modern Woman

May 21, 2012 No Comments

After you get engaged, it’s easy to become bogged down with planning the wedding, if you choose to have one. But while being bombarded with emails about chair covers (seriously, never give your email address to anyone in this industry), occasionally it dawns on one that hey, one is going to be married after all ...

Angry Sex Is Not Hot

Angry Sex Is Not Hot

February 1, 2012 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all over me. She touches me, kisses up on me and it goes from there. I don’t know a nice way to tell her to stop. I mean when I’m mad I don’t want to be doing ...

Teens Text, Rarely Sext

Teens Text, Rarely Sext

December 6, 2011 No Comments

Does “teen” plus “texting” always equal “sexting?” Although some parents may think it’s fairly harmless, especially if it means their teen is not actually performing a pas de deux, we must be fully aware of what sexting implies. How much sex is in sexting? We should also reflect on the danger of minors taking and sending ...

What You’ve Always Wanted To Know About Men

What You’ve Always Wanted To Know About Men

November 5, 2011 No Comments

I was talking to Mrs Lobster the other day, and she suggested I could write some answers to questions she (and hopefully by extension, other women) would like to ask of men. Possibly wrongly, I thought this was a good idea, and so now I have to answer six questions she thought up (three this ...

The Mythical Male Who Talks About Feelings

The Mythical Male Who Talks About Feelings

August 26, 2011 No Comments

You’ve seen it on TV shows, in movies, and you may have heard it from your friends: the story of the emotionally troubled man who desperately wants to tell you his dark secrets and problems but does not know how. He is too afraid of becoming vulnerable. Oh, the angst! This man is a myth. ...

How Tweets Reveal Your Gender

How Tweets Reveal Your Gender

July 28, 2011 No Comments

Twitter has never asked users to reveal their gender. The guessing game has always been up to photographs, celebrity status, or flat-out telling signs that one is male or female. So how do you know if there are no clear signs? Well, a team of researchers have put together an algorithm analyzing tweets that reveals ...

You Can’t Saddle Up Without The Stirrups

You Can’t Saddle Up Without The Stirrups

June 3, 2011 2 Comments

You’re laying there on your back waiting, anticipating the dreaded cold metal tongs. Getting your Pap smear is never a fun experience, but it’s essential. Think of it as cervical upkeep. If there’s any type of cancer that health care professionals can detect early, it’s cervical. That is, if you’re getting a test done regularly. ...

Little White Lies Aren’t So Little

Little White Lies Aren’t So Little

March 16, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I told a couple of little white lies to my girlfriend to avoid some fights and now she thinks I can’t be trusted. Specifically, I didn’t tell her about going to a strip joint, or about chatting with a female friend on Facebook who happens to be my ex. I have never ...

Warning: Wanting To Party Is An Invitation For Rape

Warning: Wanting To Party Is An Invitation For Rape

February 25, 2011 No Comments

A convicted rapist will get no jail time because the judge believes “sex was in the air.” The victim, or woman in heat, apparently confused the rapist by wearing suggestive attire and flirting. I guess she shouldn’t have worn her “No Means Yes” t-shirt and “Rape Me” jeans, because we all know that what a ...

Men Fake It Too

Men Fake It Too

November 18, 2010 No Comments

Everyone knows how to fake an orgasm: But did you know there is a good chance Harry’s also faked a few in his time? A new study from the University of Kansas found that while half of sexually active women perform climatus dramaticus, a quarter of all men do too. The most common reason? They wanted ...

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The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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