We all know that “no means no” when it comes to sex. But research has shown that some men are incapable of understanding subtle cues of women’s interest. Hmm… like we hadn’t figured that one out. Anyway, this finding is not any excuse for aggressive sexual behaviour, but perhaps it might help explain why some men ...
A young man wakes one afternoon to a crushing hangover. His brain feels as if it’s bleeding, his mouth tastes of dung, and he wants only to be bludgeoned quickly and painlessly into a nice, restful coma. But even through the bellowing cacophony of his pain, a tiny, insistent voice can be heard; a petit ...
Some people think men and women are a different species, with less in common than cats and dogs. Other than sex — the universal language — there is no way for these warring factions to unite. Until now.
Dear Madame X, My girlfriend has a very narrow vagina and I often hurt her during sex. For some reason she will not tell me when she is hurting and silently endures it. I am very unhappy with this, but do not know what to do either about her silence or about hurting her in ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend likes to pull out half way through sex and shove his cock in my mouth. I do not like this. Last time it nearly made me vomit. Is there anyway I can start to like this, or will I just have to insist on him not doing it? Not Gagging ...
As a sexologist my friends often tell me all kinds of juicy details about their sex lives that they probably wouldn’t share with anyone else. I think this is a privilege as I love talking about sex! I want to share my knowledge with the world to help people have the best sex lives possible. Please ...
The New Year is upon us and this is the time where everybody likes to make resolutions that they keep for about 2 weeks before they revert back to old habits. I will now give you 5 New Years resolutions that are definitely worth keeping. 1. Have good sex Of course sex is the first ...
Dear Madame X, My fiancée and I were both virgins when we met. She was because of religious reasons but I had just never had the opportunity. We’ve had sex quite a bit since we got engaged and it is very nice. I had gotten some advice from friends though, and it seems like we ...
Dear Madame X, My girlfriend wants me to come out as a lesbian to my parents. She says it makes her feel dirty knowing that our relationship is secret. They are lovely people but very conservative and I think it would take them a long time to get used to the idea. I’m in school ...
Dear Madame X, My wife has begun to lactate. We are managing to keep our sex lives quite active through sleepless nights etc. I enjoy breast-play, but sometimes the milk gets in my mouth. She assures me that it’s safe, but she’s so worried about me not being attracted to her (my wife is still ...
Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...
The British nation stood shocked this morning. No, it was nothing to do with us being back in recession...
Dear Madame X, I am in an interracial marriage. Things are fine most of the time, but members of...
There’s not much that hasn’t been said about Alexander Trocchi’s treatment of women, real and literary. I read Young...
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My attention was brought this week to an article claiming that men exaggerate more than women. Nothing new in...
There I was in the supermarket. It was an ordinary day, in an ordinary shop. Nothing sinister about the...
Don’t tell anyone — but I turned 30 today! Last night, to celebrate the last day in my 20s,...
