Dear Madame X, My lover wanted to do a money shot in my face. We’re pretty adventurous and I don’t mind much, only I’ve heard that sometimes you can do serious damage to your eye — something about the speed of the semen when it hits your face. Is it possible to get an injury ...
Sex educators say that over the course of human history, everything a person can possibly do with the human body has been done. The same likely holds true for cooking. But are you open-minded enough to cook with semen? Natural Harvest is a cookbook of recipes utilizing this salty ingredient. Like fine wine and cheeses, ...
Essentially, it’s all about having fun while staying safe. So to start off this column I am going to write about probably one of the most common complaints from men and women alike; premature ejaculation. Dear Madame X, I have a seriously embarrassing problem and I’m not sure who to talk to, and I definitely can’t ...
Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...
My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...
Meh, the night bus. It isn’t ideal, but with the price of trains nowadays and the hellish standing-up-from-Edinburgh-to-Manchester situation...
Ladies, learn to know the signs of ovulation! So many women have no idea and so many headaches and...
Remember that time when I was with my friends and I saw you playing pool with your friends and...
Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all...
My first encounter with Kitchen, Banana Yoshimoto’s 1988 novel (translated into English in 1993 by Megan Backus) was in...
A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical...
