Dear Madame X, My lover wanted to do a money shot in my face. We’re pretty adventurous and I don’t mind much, only I’ve heard that sometimes you can do serious damage to your eye — something about the speed of the semen when it hits your face. Is it possible to get an injury ...
Sex educators say that over the course of human history, everything a person can possibly do with the human body has been done. The same likely holds true for cooking. But are you open-minded enough to cook with semen? Natural Harvest is a cookbook of recipes utilizing this salty ingredient. Like fine wine and cheeses, ...
Essentially, it’s all about having fun while staying safe. So to start off this column I am going to write about probably one of the most common complaints from men and women alike; premature ejaculation. Dear Madame X, I have a seriously embarrassing problem and I’m not sure who to talk to, and I definitely can’t ...
So, we’re having this baby. It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...
I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...
Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...
Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...
Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...
Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...
All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...
