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Is Picky Eating The Newest Mental Disorder?

Is Picky Eating The Newest Mental Disorder?

January 25, 2012 No Comments

Picky eating could soon be added to a medically recognized list of mental illnesses and eating disorders. This kind of eating disorder isn’t as simple as not eating your broccoli. This is for people whose eating habits interfere with having a functional life. For some, “avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder” (ARFID) comes from a fear of ...

A Resolution That’s About Not Getting Thinner

A Resolution That’s About Not Getting Thinner

January 6, 2012 No Comments

This year I don’t have a resolution. I have a non-resolution. My New Year’s Resolution is to not have a resolution to lose weight, diet, or drop a pant size. I see it every year — women vowing to lose belly fat, to stop eating chocolate, to detox diet. And companies notice it, too, and they ...

There’s More To A Man Than A Penis And A Prostate

There’s More To A Man Than A Penis And A Prostate

November 26, 2011 No Comments

It’s a sad fact that men still don’t look after themselves properly.  Sure, we check for lumps on our nuts now and again, and have our glands probed by a chilly-fingered nurse in our Well Man exams; but as Dr. Larry Goldenberg, head of the department of urologic sciences at Vancouver General Hospital and the ...

Yet Another Tale Of Weight Loss Success. Can We Shut Up About It Already?

Yet Another Tale Of Weight Loss Success. Can We Shut Up About It Already?

October 20, 2011 No Comments

Are you tired of hearing people go on about weight loss? I sure am. And to add to the pot of self-loathing pot, Senator Claire McCaskill decided to announce to all of her Twitter followers that she was going to lose 50 pounds. And now she has reached her goal. Well, woop-de-doo to that. “I’m ...

Cheat On Your Husband But Not Your Diet

Cheat On Your Husband But Not Your Diet

October 3, 2011 No Comments

Some say men think about sex every 52 seconds, others predict it’s closer to every seven. But just how often do women’s minds wander to sex, and is it our number one concern? Apparently not. A new study reveals more than 50 percent of women think more often about food than they do about sex. ...

Top Ten Things Every Woman Should Know To Tell If They’ve Got Their Vagina On Wrong

Top Ten Things Every Woman Should Know To Tell If They’ve Got Their Vagina On Wrong

September 30, 2011 4 Comments

Ever read lists of top things women should know or try in their lives? Schmutzie tells us why these lists are bullshit. I have a burr under my saddle today, and it is in the shape of articles whose titles contain the phrase “every woman should”, such as: –”Twitters Every Woman Should Follow” –”10 Things ...

Liarexia: Binging In Public, Starving In Private

Liarexia: Binging In Public, Starving In Private

July 5, 2011 No Comments

Usually a good night out involves talking, laughing, and let’s not forget eating. So as to not spoil a good night, you stuff your face and then when you get home you face the guilt. Unfortunately, a great number of women are pigging out in public and starving in private. Just like anorexics and momorexics, ...

Everything (Except Candy?) Makes You Fat

Everything (Except Candy?) Makes You Fat

July 1, 2011 No Comments

We already know Americans eat too much, but why do we have to hear about it over and over? We’re consumed with what foods make us fat, creating a toxic relationship with food. Just today I learned that diet soda leads to weight gain and consuming too many snacks leads to an expanding waistline. I ...

I Love My Beach Body (And So Do You)

I Love My Beach Body (And So Do You)

June 14, 2011 4 Comments

As soon as New Year celebrations pass, infomercials start harrowing you with exercise plans and diets to prepare your body for the star accessory of summer: the swimsuit. Judging from the banged-out, super slim figures of the women in those ads, being fit for summer is an insurmountable task but a new study reveals that ...

Orthodox Jewish Women Battle with Food and Faith

Orthodox Jewish Women Battle with Food and Faith

April 15, 2011 No Comments

Millions of women worldwide of different faiths battle with eating disorders like anorexia and bulimia, but it’s a problem that’s increasingly prevalent in Orthodox Jewish communities. In fact, it’s become so noticeable that Rabbis are making it their responsibility as spiritual leaders to speak out. Having developed into a life or death situation, a call ...

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The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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