Bad news, ladies. Companies have invented yet another thing that can be wrong with you. Not only is your hair too curly, your lips too thin, your waist too thick, and your armpits not smooth enough. Now it turns out that your vagina is too dark. But don’t fret! Your disgusting problem can be treated ...
Dear Madame X, I like having food eaten off of my coochie. I’ve done whipped cream, chocolate sauce, peanut butter and even sashimi. My partner suggested putting a banana up inside of me and then eating it out. Is this safe? If bits get left behind will they just come out, or will they rot ...
Some men are amoebas on fleas on rats, as Frenchie told us in Grease. But if you don’t have the time, or the linguistic fortitude, to follow in her descriptive footsteps, what do you call the bad guys? When you think about it, there are not a lot of great options out there. As a ...
Magazines like to give helpful advice about how to improve your life. They offer suggestions about your career, your health and your sex life. This advertisement hoped to capitalise on it all, but failed miserably.
Dear Madame X, After sex my friend always showers up there, to wash the sperm out (she’s also on the pill). She says that sperm stays in your body a long time and you need to make sure it has left. I’m worried that the water pressure would just push the sperm further up inside, ...
Mick // Douches are unhealthy and unnecessary, which you probably knew. What you might not have known is that some men don’t like it when you mess with your natural scent. Two men, one a “vaginal sommelier,” discuss their likes and dislikes after the jump.
Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...
Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...
My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...
Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...
The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...
Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...
When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...
Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...
