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Sex With A Banana

Sex With A Banana

October 12, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I like having food eaten off of my coochie. I’ve done whipped cream, chocolate sauce, peanut butter and even sashimi. My partner suggested putting a banana up inside of me and then eating it out. Is this safe? If bits get left behind will they just come out, or will they rot ...

On Douchebags

On Douchebags

August 26, 2011 No Comments

Some men are amoebas on fleas on rats, as Frenchie told us in Grease. But if you don’t have the time, or the linguistic fortitude, to follow in her descriptive footsteps, what do you call the bad guys? When you think about it, there are not a lot of great options out there. As a ...

Get A Raise — Prep Your Ladybits, Then Your Mind

Get A Raise — Prep Your Ladybits, Then Your Mind

August 27, 2010 No Comments

Magazines like to give helpful advice about how to improve your life. They offer suggestions about your career, your health and your sex life. This advertisement hoped to capitalise on it all, but failed miserably.

Douching After Sex Hurts, Not Helps, Your Vagina

Douching After Sex Hurts, Not Helps, Your Vagina

January 20, 2010 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, After sex my friend always showers up there, to wash the sperm out (she’s also on the pill). She says that sperm stays in your body a long time and you need to make sure it has left. I’m worried that the water pressure would just push the sperm further up inside, ...

Smell Of Pussy "Like Wine Or Cologne"

Smell Of Pussy "Like Wine Or Cologne"

October 7, 2009 No Comments

Mick // Douches are unhealthy and unnecessary, which you probably knew. What you might not have known is that some men don’t like it when you mess with your natural scent. Two men, one a “vaginal sommelier,” discuss their likes and dislikes after the jump.

Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup