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Volleyball Players No Longer Forced Into Bikinis

Volleyball Players No Longer Forced Into Bikinis

March 28, 2012 1 Comment

Female Olympic beach volleyball players no longer have to wear the skimpy bikinis that the sport has become known for. During the 2012 London Olympics the players can choose, for the first time, to wear shorts or long-sleeved shirts. This wardrobe change may have something to do with Saudi Arabian women finally being allowed to ...

Beware Of The Feminist Police

Beware Of The Feminist Police

November 4, 2011 2 Comments

When I first started to have my eyes opened to the wonders of feminism in my second year of university, I identified older students in class that I wanted to be like. The girl in the front with the glasses and short hair. The one wearing those Doc Martens. The one who’s always making class ...

Skirts Not Required For Badminton Players. For Now.

Skirts Not Required For Badminton Players. For Now.

June 2, 2011 No Comments

A dress code stating that all women must wear skirts in the Badminton World Federation (BWF) starting from the Grand Prix tournaments as of June 1st  recently came under fire. Well, June 1st has come, players, sports commentators and feminists alike have protested, and the rule has now been shelved! The new dress code was ...

If The Shoe Fits

If The Shoe Fits

April 14, 2011 No Comments

One small step for plastic surgeons, one giant leap for the fashion industry… and one wincing gait for women everywhere. Introducing the “Cinderella Procedure,” a foot operation designed to make wearing high heels less agonizing. Now, not only is it unacceptable to have wrinkles, cellulite, body hair, glasses, B cups, crooked teeth or large labia, ...

Sister Dresses “Slutty”

Sister Dresses “Slutty”

August 11, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My sister likes to wear low cut tops and she is a real flirt. We are having an anniversary dinner for my parents and inviting all sides of the family, many people who don’t know her very well. I’m worried she’ll cause a scene. We’re used to her sitting on laps and ...

Women Dress To Impress Women (Sorry Guys, It’s Not About You)

Women Dress To Impress Women (Sorry Guys, It’s Not About You)

August 6, 2010 No Comments

Do you feel like going shopping for a sexy new outfit? A little black dress or new lingerie perhaps? When you get home and show off the goods to your partner, you will probably want to have sex. Chances are you’re ovulating.

The Latest Social Ill To Plague UAE — Attack Of The Lesbians

February 11, 2010 2 Comments

Apparently there is an increasing trend in lesbianism in UAE schools and parents and counsellors are working hard to try to tackle the issue. I know I should be used to this by now, but the UAE continues to astound me with how backward it is around sexuality and how discriminatory and ostracising the society ...

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No Nighties Allowed When Shopping

No Nighties Allowed When Shopping

January 28, 2010 No Comments

A supermarket in Wales has banned people from shopping in their pyjamas for fear of offending customers. I’m all for public decency but since when have pyjama bottoms become offensive? I have seen plenty of people wearing plenty worse outfits in public and we don’t ostracise them.

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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