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Bella Swan, Three Ways, Bestiality, Necrophilia, And Bat Sex Toys

Bella Swan, Three Ways, Bestiality, Necrophilia, And Bat Sex Toys

July 12, 2010 2 Comments

Imagine a review of Twilight written by a middle aged Englishman who hates romance and thinks that vampires are the lamest monster ever. Oh yes, it happened. And it’s even funnier than you think. Charlie Brooker is a columnist for the Guardian who just found out that Twilight is a love story. Yesterday. His inexplicable ...

So Not Ok!

So Not Ok!

September 22, 2009 No Comments

JustaKiss // For many reasons, I try not to make it known that the quality of my reading material has plummeted since prerequisite English literature courses. But I’m risking the shame of being associated both with tabloid magazines and the teenage vampire series Twilight after both vices were shamelessly exploited. Ok! Magazine, you have a ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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