July 12, 2010
Imagine a review of Twilight written by a middle aged Englishman who hates romance and thinks that vampires are the lamest monster ever. Oh yes, it happened. And it’s even funnier than you think. Charlie Brooker is a columnist for the Guardian who just found out that Twilight is a love story. Yesterday. His inexplicable ...
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werewolves
September 22, 2009
JustaKiss // For many reasons, I try not to make it known that the quality of my reading material has plummeted since prerequisite English literature courses. But I’m risking the shame of being associated both with tabloid magazines and the teenage vampire series Twilight after both vices were shamelessly exploited. Ok! Magazine, you have a ...
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Eclipse,
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Kristen Stewart,
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Robert Pattinson,
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Twilight,
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