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Breaking Up His Bromance Kills His Mojo

Breaking Up His Bromance Kills His Mojo

August 9, 2011 No Comments

Getting too close with your boyfriend’s friends will cause him erectile dysfunction, according to a new study from Cornell University and the University of Chicago. Even though they looked a survey from the National Social Life, Health and Aging Project of 3,005 people aged 57 to 85, where erectile dysfunction is more common, researchers found ...

Erection Problems? Here’s A Vibrating Solution

Erection Problems? Here’s A Vibrating Solution

July 29, 2011 No Comments

A new age cousin of salad tongs is created to help men with erection problems (and provide pleasure for anyone else who’s interested). High tech pleasure device for men, the Viberect mimics masturbation or vaginal stimulation that the penis is used to. The device can give men an erection and even an ejaculation. Guys dealt ...

Fear Of Fatherhood Leads To Faulty Penis

Fear Of Fatherhood Leads To Faulty Penis

June 29, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My penis is unhealthy. When it gets up it won’t stay up and then she cries and I feel terrible. My lady and I are trying to have kids and she wants them real bad. I want to have sex. I’m only 35. Should I take Viagra? Is the cheap Canadian stuff ...

New Condom Keeps Him Hard (And You Safe)

New Condom Keeps Him Hard (And You Safe)

May 10, 2011 2 Comments

A new “Viagra condom” is hoping to keep guys erect longer and promote safer sex. Let’s be honest. Condoms kind of suck. Suck mainly for guys, that is. Men are constantly complaining of a number of things: “I can’t FEEL you” tends to be number one and “I can’t finish with one on–my dick won’t ...

Erection Pill That Melts In Your Mouth

Erection Pill That Melts In Your Mouth

March 22, 2011 1 Comment

A new impotence drug has just been introduced that melts in your mouth like a fizzy candy. The theory is that men find the larger pills awkward, embarrassing, and inconvenient. They hope this new kind, that comes with a discreet black box that can be carried in a pocket, will help men who aren’t currently getting help ...

It’s Court For The Longer Lasting Sex Company

It’s Court For The Longer Lasting Sex Company

December 23, 2010 No Comments

The company that dupes insecure men into giving up their life savings to have better erections and “longer lasting sex” is being taken to court. This is not the first time that the Advanced Medical Institute (AMI) in Australia has been taken to court and I doubt it will be the last. This time the ...

Sex On The Brain

Sex On The Brain

September 22, 2010 1 Comment

Those scientists are just too clever by half. First they determine that 90% of middle-aged women suffer from a new condition called sexual dysfunction. (I am no scientist, but if almost the entire population is affected, perhaps it is not a medical condition at all — just normal). Naming this condition is useful because it ...

Viagra To Be Sold Over-The-Counter

Viagra To Be Sold Over-The-Counter

September 20, 2010 No Comments

In the UK Viagra is about to be sold over the counter in the supermarket Tesco’s pharmacy section. This is only for men between 40 and 65 and they will all have a consultation with the pharmacist to check blood pressure, diabetes, and cholesterol levels. Professionals are saying this is a good thing because it ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

August 27, 2010 No Comments

Cock rings are not just for sexual adventure – they have a practical use too! They work by stopping blood from leaving the penis and give the man a harder erection and increase sensitivity. So they are great for men who have erection problems, helping reduce the normal softening of the penis that happens with age, ...

Birds Do It, Bees Do It, Even Old People And Betty White Do It

May 10, 2010 No Comments

Betty White plays up her libido for comic effect, but when she was paired with Andy Samberg the skit was too hot for Saturday Night Live to air. This is the show that invented “Dick in a Box” and “Bitch Hunter,” for goodness sakes! Why is octogenarian sex such a taboo?

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A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup