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Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

April 20, 2012 No Comments

Touch his penis! Men like it and it feels good. Plus sometimes they do need help getting hard and that’s perfectly normal (and becomes more common as men age) and nothing at all to worry about.

Tattoo Leads To Permanent Erection

Tattoo Leads To Permanent Erection

January 10, 2012 No Comments

I’ve always thought that the genitals are not to be messed with. Piercings and tattoos can only cause pain and what if they make a mistake? Unfortunately, an Iranian man wasn’t so cautious and somehow a tattoo has led to him having a permanent erection! He wanted a phrase meaning “good luck with your journeys” ...

Get It While You Still Can! Men Are Losing Their Hormones

Get It While You Still Can! Men Are Losing Their Hormones

November 4, 2011 No Comments

While the world has been busy obsessing over female hormones and growth, we have missed out on a huge problem affecting us in a different way. Forty percent of men over the age of 45 have a testosterone deficiency. Uh oh. Aside from the expected irritability and loss in strength, almost all of the symptoms ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

October 14, 2011 No Comments

Too many people only have sex when they are drunk after a night out on the town or a dinner date with their partner. Did you know that alcohol can both dull the experience mentally and make your body function poorly (i.e. soft erections and lack of lubrication)? Want good sex? Do it sober.

Obama Condoms Protect and Serve

Obama Condoms Protect and Serve

June 1, 2011 No Comments

Selling “Obama Condoms” on the streets of Manhattan has gotten a New York man arrested for the third time. Jose Andujar has told millions of New Yorkers and tourists that, “It’s the ultimate stimulus package for hard times.” What pun fun. But, due to unlicensed peddling, he is technically not allowed to barrage Times Square ...

Who’s Afraid Of A Jelly Rabbit?

Who’s Afraid Of A Jelly Rabbit?

May 25, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I’m all about maximizing my pleasure but my lover is a little hesitant about things he doesn’t know about. I want him to try a cock ring — I bought a great one from my friendly neighbourhood sex store, nice and simple. Nothing too scary. Yet he won’t try it. He thinks ...

It’s Court For The Longer Lasting Sex Company

It’s Court For The Longer Lasting Sex Company

December 23, 2010 No Comments

The company that dupes insecure men into giving up their life savings to have better erections and “longer lasting sex” is being taken to court. This is not the first time that the Advanced Medical Institute (AMI) in Australia has been taken to court and I doubt it will be the last. This time the ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

October 22, 2010 No Comments

Men, want to last longer in bed? Take some of the focus away from your penis and on to other just as sensitive parts or onto your partner. This will give you more time before the big finale and more of a total body sex experience.

Bigger Men Last Longer In Bed

Bigger Men Last Longer In Bed

September 9, 2010 2 Comments

The shocking results of the study are in — the fatter the man, the longer his erection lasts. Heavier men averaged 7.3 minutes before the party was over. Compare that to the 1.8 minutes the slimmer men were able to sustain. The information was compiled from researchers at Erciyes University, Turkey, who compared the BMI ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup