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I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

September 1, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My wife has tiny breasts. I loved her figure when we first met but after 5 years together it doesn’t do anything for me anymore. I keep fantasizing about large breasted women and thinking about that is the only thing that turns me on. For the last six months I’ve imagined I ...

It’s True, Boobs Are Getting Bigger

It’s True, Boobs Are Getting Bigger

July 19, 2010 1 Comment

And it’s not just from implants. It’s also not because there is more obesity now. By some stroke of fate, women’s boobs are increasing in size.

Natural Breasts Are Back, But Only If You Are Christina Hendricks

Natural Breasts Are Back, But Only If You Are Christina Hendricks

March 30, 2010 2 Comments

Okay ladies, are you prepared for the latest? Apparently fake breasts are out and real breasts are back in. So cancel those appointments and… um… pray for an overnight miracle. Because big, voluptuous breasts are in. And if you don’t have them, I guess that means you’re out.

Fake Boobs Banned From Pirates

Fake Boobs Banned From Pirates

March 22, 2010 3 Comments

Disney not only discriminates against women with fake boobs but anyone who is above a size 6. They are filming a new Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp and are being incredibly picky (discriminatory) about who they cast.

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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