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Tired Of Faking It

Tired Of Faking It

February 8, 2012 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you have been faking it for years? Do you stop cold turkey? Do you confess the truth? What would you suggest to someone who has been faking it for almost 10 years? Tired of Faking It Dear ...

Fake Orgasms Make Us All Criminals

Fake Orgasms Make Us All Criminals

October 11, 2011 No Comments

Psychology and criminal sociology are littered with extremely sexist theories. Everyone is familiar with Freud’s “penis envy.” Other insulting theories include Cesare Lombroso’s idea that female criminals are less evolved than men and that a woman’s face (AKA ugliness) can tell you if she’s a criminal. But nothing takes the cake like Otto Pollak’s book The ...

Women, It’s Time To Claim Your Orgasm

Women, It’s Time To Claim Your Orgasm

October 4, 2010 No Comments

The biggest sex survey since Kinsey was just released and it looks like women still aren’t orgasming as much as their partners think they are. Only 64% of women reported orgasm at last sex, but 85% of men thought their partners orgasmed at last sex. What is going on here? Women need to stop faking ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

September 10, 2010 3 Comments

Don’t fake your orgasms! That just teaches your partner to continue doing something that obviously doesn’t work for you. Instead, show them what you want and teach them what works. That way you are guaranteed better sex (and if not, there’s no one to blame but yourself).

She’s Always Faking, Scientists Reveal

She’s Always Faking, Scientists Reveal

June 10, 2010 No Comments

Oh scientists, so much brain power and so little common sense! A new study purports to show that those earth-shattering noises a woman makes during sex are designed to manipulate men. That’s right, sex for women is not about pleasure, but about control. Now where have I heard that before? A study of 71 heterosexual ...

Impotence And Men Who Fake Their Orgasms

Impotence And Men Who Fake Their Orgasms

March 10, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I am a man who fakes orgasms. Lately I have found it very difficult to come with my wife. I get hard enough to get inside of her, but then it just dies. I have to pretend I’ve orgasmed because otherwise it would be devastating for her. At first it was only ...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

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