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Tired Of Faking It

Tired Of Faking It

February 8, 2012 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you have been faking it for years? Do you stop cold turkey? Do you confess the truth? What would you suggest to someone who has been faking it for almost 10 years? Tired of Faking It Dear ...

Fake Orgasms Make Us All Criminals

Fake Orgasms Make Us All Criminals

October 11, 2011 No Comments

Psychology and criminal sociology are littered with extremely sexist theories. Everyone is familiar with Freud’s “penis envy.” Other insulting theories include Cesare Lombroso’s idea that female criminals are less evolved than men and that a woman’s face (AKA ugliness) can tell you if she’s a criminal. But nothing takes the cake like Otto Pollak’s book The ...

Women, It’s Time To Claim Your Orgasm

Women, It’s Time To Claim Your Orgasm

October 4, 2010 No Comments

The biggest sex survey since Kinsey was just released and it looks like women still aren’t orgasming as much as their partners think they are. Only 64% of women reported orgasm at last sex, but 85% of men thought their partners orgasmed at last sex. What is going on here? Women need to stop faking ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

September 10, 2010 3 Comments

Don’t fake your orgasms! That just teaches your partner to continue doing something that obviously doesn’t work for you. Instead, show them what you want and teach them what works. That way you are guaranteed better sex (and if not, there’s no one to blame but yourself).

She’s Always Faking, Scientists Reveal

She’s Always Faking, Scientists Reveal

June 10, 2010 No Comments

Oh scientists, so much brain power and so little common sense! A new study purports to show that those earth-shattering noises a woman makes during sex are designed to manipulate men. That’s right, sex for women is not about pleasure, but about control. Now where have I heard that before? A study of 71 heterosexual ...

Impotence And Men Who Fake Their Orgasms

Impotence And Men Who Fake Their Orgasms

March 10, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I am a man who fakes orgasms. Lately I have found it very difficult to come with my wife. I get hard enough to get inside of her, but then it just dies. I have to pretend I’ve orgasmed because otherwise it would be devastating for her. At first it was only ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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