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Tired Of Faking It

Tired Of Faking It

February 8, 2012 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you have been faking it for years? Do you stop cold turkey? Do you confess the truth? What would you suggest to someone who has been faking it for almost 10 years? Tired of Faking It Dear ...

Fake Orgasms Make Us All Criminals

Fake Orgasms Make Us All Criminals

October 11, 2011 No Comments

Psychology and criminal sociology are littered with extremely sexist theories. Everyone is familiar with Freud’s “penis envy.” Other insulting theories include Cesare Lombroso’s idea that female criminals are less evolved than men and that a woman’s face (AKA ugliness) can tell you if she’s a criminal. But nothing takes the cake like Otto Pollak’s book The ...

Women, It’s Time To Claim Your Orgasm

Women, It’s Time To Claim Your Orgasm

October 4, 2010 No Comments

The biggest sex survey since Kinsey was just released and it looks like women still aren’t orgasming as much as their partners think they are. Only 64% of women reported orgasm at last sex, but 85% of men thought their partners orgasmed at last sex. What is going on here? Women need to stop faking ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

September 10, 2010 3 Comments

Don’t fake your orgasms! That just teaches your partner to continue doing something that obviously doesn’t work for you. Instead, show them what you want and teach them what works. That way you are guaranteed better sex (and if not, there’s no one to blame but yourself).

She’s Always Faking, Scientists Reveal

She’s Always Faking, Scientists Reveal

June 10, 2010 No Comments

Oh scientists, so much brain power and so little common sense! A new study purports to show that those earth-shattering noises a woman makes during sex are designed to manipulate men. That’s right, sex for women is not about pleasure, but about control. Now where have I heard that before? A study of 71 heterosexual ...

Impotence And Men Who Fake Their Orgasms

Impotence And Men Who Fake Their Orgasms

March 10, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I am a man who fakes orgasms. Lately I have found it very difficult to come with my wife. I get hard enough to get inside of her, but then it just dies. I have to pretend I’ve orgasmed because otherwise it would be devastating for her. At first it was only ...

All About Slimy Car Salesmen

We need a new car. Our current one is pretty old (though it works ok) but for boring administrative...

Quickie Sex Tip

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When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

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Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

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Quote Of The Week

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Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

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