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Should Children Be Nudists?

Should Children Be Nudists?

December 22, 2010 1 Comment

A naked adult around little kids sends off immediate warning bells, but what if they both live in a nudist colony? Although there are more than 10 naturist colonies in Florida, the Department of Children and Families does not have a policy regarding children in these living conditions. “There are currently no rules or regulations ...

Is Marriage Dead? 2/5 Of Us Think So

Is Marriage Dead? 2/5 Of Us Think So

November 19, 2010 No Comments

Is marriage obsolete? 39% of Americans say that it is, according to a new study by the Pew Research Center. Doubtless conservatives will worry that this will lead civilization into a downward spiral of chaos, but it is actually strengthening their favourite institution — The American Family. More groups of loving individuals are being classified ...

Get A Bachelor Degree In “Professional Mothering”

Get A Bachelor Degree In “Professional Mothering”

September 27, 2010 No Comments

Feminists have long complained that being a mother is a full-time job and that the man-hours spent in the home are not counted by economists. Now women can get bachelor degrees in professional mothering from The University College for Mothering and Family Science, located in the United Arab Emirates. There is concern in the country ...

Fido Is Family, But Your Gay Lover Can Get A Motel

Fido Is Family, But Your Gay Lover Can Get A Motel

September 16, 2010 No Comments

Your family is expanding. Who would you rather pick? Option A has a reputation for good personal hygiene, cleanliness and impeccable manners. Option B has a reputation for being loud, drooling, stealing food and licking his balls on the couch. A third of Americans say they would pick Option B (perhaps because the only balls ...

Executives Can Have Kids Or Breasts, But Not Both

Executives Can Have Kids Or Breasts, But Not Both

August 17, 2010 1 Comment

Want to be a CEO? To make it to the top of your field? Rake in more than $300,000 a year? Don’t have kids (if you are a woman, that is). A survey of British head-hunters (the kind that gives you jobs, not shrink your cranium) found that most thought motherhood was incompatible with high ...

Sister Dresses “Slutty”

Sister Dresses “Slutty”

August 11, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My sister likes to wear low cut tops and she is a real flirt. We are having an anniversary dinner for my parents and inviting all sides of the family, many people who don’t know her very well. I’m worried she’ll cause a scene. We’re used to her sitting on laps and ...

Don’t Like Your New Baby Step-Sister? Why Not Pimp Her Out?

Don’t Like Your New Baby Step-Sister? Why Not Pimp Her Out?

April 1, 2010 No Comments

A 15-year-old girl has been charged with “aggravated sexual assault” and “promoting prostitution” for selling her 7-year-old step-sister to several men who raped and abused her. Disgusting.

Take A Vacation From Parenting And Enjoy Your Children

Take A Vacation From Parenting And Enjoy Your Children

February 17, 2010 1 Comment

What would have been considered selfish behaviour 15 years ago has been transformed into “Me” time. But does this turn family life into yet another chore? Jennie Bristow acknowledges that sometimes everyone needs a break from pitter-patter of little feet, especially when it is followed by a loud crash, a yelp and a torrent of ...

Musings of a modern woman who wants it all but finds the prospect of achieving it as daunting as pushing a pineapple through a pinhole…

Musings of a modern woman who wants it all but finds the prospect of achieving it as daunting as pushing a pineapple through a pinhole…

January 10, 2010 No Comments

It was with some awe that I, as a female child and then teenager growing up in a Western, democratic country, received news and associated gossip about women of my mother’s and grandmother’s generations who had ‘made it’. There were several after all: the thrice divorced and childless Queen’s Council; the UN Ambassador from India, ...

How To Survive The Christmas Season With Grace

How To Survive The Christmas Season With Grace

December 16, 2009 2 Comments

It’s that time of year again. They call it the Silly Season for a reason; with all the extra food and drink flowing at this time of year and many social invitations, people are bound to make asses of themselves. This article will give a few pointers on how to have a great festive season ...

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