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A Note To Concerned Parents: Literature Promotes Brains, Not Boners

A Note To Concerned Parents: Literature Promotes Brains, Not Boners

October 18, 2011 6 Comments

Parents in PEI are attempting to ban a book that they think is too sexual for their teenagers. But is it that bad? Subversive. Indecent. Sexually explicit. These are just a few terms attempting to justify banning books. Although I am one among many supporters of Freedom to Read Week, I can accept that educators don’t choose ...

Fellatio Is Almost Non-Existent In France, Says Embarrassed French Politician

Fellatio Is Almost Non-Existent In France, Says Embarrassed French Politician

September 28, 2010 No Comments

It was a Freudian slip worthy of the Marx Brothers. Speaking on a radio station about overseas investment funds, Rachida Dati, the French Member of European Parliament, said: “I see some of them looking for returns of 20 or 25 per cent, at a time when fellatio is almost non-existent.” Oh, my! She apparently confused ...

Cigarettes: The New Oral Sex

Cigarettes: The New Oral Sex

February 24, 2010 No Comments

A new stop smoking ad suggests an analogy between fellatio and smoking. The intentionally shocking images have caused a furor in France. The ads show older men pushing their hands on the heads of the young man and woman kneeling before them. The cigarettes are in the same position the penis would be. The tag-line ...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

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